Virginia may be for lovers and mandatory ultrasounds, but it isnotfor girls who give daddies impure thoughts in their pants with their slutty prom dresses.
Point taken. I think that when it is used here, the term is meant as shorthand for a particular subset of students and, even more specifically, their parents. The kids after all are still growing and therefore cannot be expected to be fully-formed and completely knowledgeable yet. The adults have no such excuse.
Oh, hell, when my step-daughter was in high school, I had impure thoughts about her girl friends all the fucking time. But, they were, you know, <i>thoughts</i>. They didn&#039;t paralyze me, or turn me into a psychopath. Jeezus, try being adults, home-skooling dads.
I hadn&#039;t even thought about that, but yeah. &quot;The dads on the balcony.&quot; What the flying fuck? I had two sons and a step-daughter, and I had no more desire to &quot;monitor&quot; their proms than my parents did to monitor mine. Eww.
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They all suddenly wanted to give her the &quot;fingertip test.&quot;
<i>zzzzinggg!!!</i>
Dad puritys her long time.
Bitch, look what you&#039;ve done now, you little slut!
She drove me to Qum!
But can we all even squeeze into a limousine?
Oh God, does this mean I will have to somehow screw up the courage to (gulp) <i>ask someone</i> to be my <i>date?</i>
I&#039;ll wear my best tuxedo t-shirt.</i>
Point taken. I think that when it is used here, the term is meant as shorthand for a particular subset of students and, even more specifically, their parents. The kids after all are still growing and therefore cannot be expected to be fully-formed and completely knowledgeable yet. The adults have no such excuse.
Oh, hell, when my step-daughter was in high school, I had impure thoughts about her girl friends all the fucking time. But, they were, you know, <i>thoughts</i>. They didn&#039;t paralyze me, or turn me into a psychopath. Jeezus, try being adults, home-skooling dads.
Apparently, it&#039;s somewhere beyond &quot;Dad&quot; grade.
Well done.
There was a decent X-Files episode sort of like that.
I hadn&#039;t even thought about that, but yeah. &quot;The dads on the balcony.&quot; What the flying fuck? I had two sons and a step-daughter, and I had no more desire to &quot;monitor&quot; their proms than my parents did to monitor mine. Eww.
Did you have a homeschooler prom?
God bless the American Taliban, they&#039;re well down the road to throwing acid in a teenage girl&#039;s face