Buried in the treasure trove of "Michele Bachmann eats homosexuals" brouhaha is the bizarre human-size skid mark Bradlee Dean, a self-styled "punk rock pastor" who wants everyone to know that the liberal media is only ridiculing him in order to derail Bachmann's presidential campaign. He is by his own account kind of like "Jesus Christ up on the cross being crucified" by the media, which apparently makes Michele your new God. What has he done to deserve cruel mockery besides OMG THIS PHOTO? The list
"Punk rock preacher Bradley Dean Smith will announce plans later this morning to sue MSNBC host Rachel Maddow for more than $50 million. "
Notice he is announcing that he plans to do something. Typical media whore. Don't actually do it - just try to get some ink by saying you are about to do it.
And then go off on a crazy rant that proves the people he's complaining about were right in the first place.
Nothing. I got nothing. Other than the sweet, burning taste of Jack Daniels Whiskey down my gullet, and the smell of that burnt whiskey barrel, I don't have a damn thing.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life - end over end, either to the left or right.
Remember when Jim Carrey played a heavy metal singer lip-syncing &quot;Welcome to the Jungle&quot; in <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=7PJq19oFy7k" target="_blank">The Dead Pool</a>?
Because that&#039;s what this story reminds me of for some reason.
Well, he thinks he&#039;s being crucified, so I guess it figures that he&#039;d equate being called out for being a gigantic douche nozzle with &quot;extreme risk of severe bodily injury and death.&quot; Yet another case worthy of quoting the Princess Bride.
The complaint is posted <a href="http:\/\/youcanruninternational.com\/news\/complaint-against-msnbc-nbc-rachel-maddow-and-the-mn-independent.html" target="_blank">on his website</a>. It seems to be written by someone without a firm grasp of the English language. I was mildly surprised, then, to discover his lawyer is none other than <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Larry_Klayman" target="_blank">Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch &quot;fame.&quot;</a>
I see on the Wikipedia page that Klayman&#039;s law license is in &quot;administrative suspension.&quot; That might prove a small hindrance to the whole business of collecting $50 million.
It comes out like a three foot tall version of Don King&#039;s look. At least in my warped mind.
Fuck, I&#039;m the only person who actually did this, huh?
I can&#039;t get it to zoom in with sufficient resolution...is that a tattoo of Hitler with Mickey ears?
He can always hire Orly Taitz. She&#039;s got time on her hands.
Somebody saw &quot;Thor&quot; too many times.
Meanwhile, Duh Guv&#039;Nor - move over. We have a new Queen of &quot;It&#039;s All About Me.&quot;
&quot;Punk rock preacher Bradley Dean Smith will announce plans later this morning to sue MSNBC host Rachel Maddow for more than $50 million. &quot;
Notice he is announcing that he plans to do something. Typical media whore. Don&#039;t actually do it - just try to get some ink by saying you are about to do it.
And then go off on a crazy rant that proves the people he&#039;s complaining about were right in the first place.
This is a tidy little business - took in almost $1M in 2009. I&#039;d like to see a breakdown of the income and expenses, but I couldn&#039;t find that on the &quot;net. <a href="http://www.ag.state.mn.us/c..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ag.state.mn.us/charities/SearchResults...">http://www.ag.state.mn.us/c...
Nothing. I got nothing. Other than the sweet, burning taste of Jack Daniels Whiskey down my gullet, and the smell of that burnt whiskey barrel, I don&#039;t have a damn thing.
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal post of life - end over end, either to the left or right.
Remember when Jim Carrey played a heavy metal singer lip-syncing &quot;Welcome to the Jungle&quot; in <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=7PJq19oFy7k" target="_blank">The Dead Pool</a>?
Because that&#039;s what this story reminds me of for some reason.
He apparently doesn&#039;t like Chinese Democracy, or the American version either.
Well, he thinks he&#039;s being crucified, so I guess it figures that he&#039;d equate being called out for being a gigantic douche nozzle with &quot;extreme risk of severe bodily injury and death.&quot; Yet another case worthy of quoting the Princess Bride.
Also, too, isn&#039;t this guy lauding calls to exterminate homosexuals tantamount to suicidal tendencies?
Henry Rollins would break this sad little puke in half with just a look. Punk my ass.
The complaint is posted <a href="http:\/\/youcanruninternational.com\/news\/complaint-against-msnbc-nbc-rachel-maddow-and-the-mn-independent.html" target="_blank">on his website</a>. It seems to be written by someone without a firm grasp of the English language. I was mildly surprised, then, to discover his lawyer is none other than <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Larry_Klayman" target="_blank">Larry Klayman of Judicial Watch &quot;fame.&quot;</a>
I see on the Wikipedia page that Klayman&#039;s law license is in &quot;administrative suspension.&quot; That might prove a small hindrance to the whole business of collecting $50 million.
i became an adult at the end of the punk era. the very little i saw of it live - man these tools would have been toast.
that&#039;s a cage match i could wish for...
No, indeed. The kids that looked like that were stoned on &#039;ludes and didn&#039;t give a ripe shit about much.
I&#039;m guessing that Bradlee is not ordained or theologically educated any more than Marcus is licensed as a psychologist.