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richardgrabman's avatar

Being a real homosexican (a homo in Mexico) the good news is my hubby can list me as a dependent and get a deduction. The bad news is that even though I don't have any US income, the IRS expects me to file just because I was born in the USA.

richardgrabman's avatar

Pronounced "FO-ek" or "foe-queue"?

willi0000000's avatar

or perhaps . . . just "folks"

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Another Wonketter described him as a Q-tip dipped in vaseline.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Married filing jointly is a big money saver for a couple. Only having some little deductions running around the house improves it.

schmannity's avatar

But won't this lead to joint filings between man and dog?

BadKitty904's avatar

So, we Homericans now get to have a say in exactly how our tax-dollars are spent, just like the Non-fabulous Americans, right?

eddi_TBH's avatar

I have never filed a dog in my life. Clipped their claws once in a while but nothing weird.

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Has this been cleared with the head of the IRS, Lois Lerner?

BadKitty904's avatar

Though I'm sure we homos get to declare our four-legged children as tax deductions, yes?

eddi_TBH's avatar

Well you can watch the eye-spy in the sky NSA drones zooming overhead and know exactly where your some of your tax dollars are.

eddi_TBH's avatar

Only if they receive a credit card offer.

BadKitty904's avatar

She's no longer reporting for the Daily Planet?

Nounverb911's avatar

Has anyone asked Grover Norquist if this constitutes a tax increase or if it's discriminating against the ghey by making them pay taxes?