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richardgrabman's avatar

Being a real homosexican (a homo in Mexico) the good news is my hubby can list me as a dependent and get a deduction. The bad news is that even though I don't have any US income, the IRS expects me to file just because I was born in the USA.

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richardgrabman's avatar

Pronounced "FO-ek" or "foe-queue"?

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willi0000000's avatar

or perhaps . . . just "folks"

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The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Another Wonketter described him as a Q-tip dipped in vaseline.

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elviouslyqueer's avatar

Thanks Obama!

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Married filing jointly is a big money saver for a couple. Only having some little deductions running around the house improves it.

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schmannity's avatar

But won't this lead to joint filings between man and dog?

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BadKitty904's avatar

So, we Homericans now get to have a say in exactly how our tax-dollars are spent, just like the Non-fabulous Americans, right?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

I have never filed a dog in my life. Clipped their claws once in a while but nothing weird.

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fawkedifiknow's avatar

Has this been cleared with the head of the IRS, Lois Lerner?

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BadKitty904's avatar

Though I'm sure we homos get to declare our four-legged children as tax deductions, yes?

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Well you can watch the eye-spy in the sky NSA drones zooming overhead and know exactly where your some of your tax dollars are.

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Only if they receive a credit card offer.

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BadKitty904's avatar

She's no longer reporting for the Daily Planet?

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FauxAntocles's avatar

A-D-O-P-T-I-O-N

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Nounverb911's avatar

Has anyone asked Grover Norquist if this constitutes a tax increase or if it's discriminating against the ghey by making them pay taxes?

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