Filing jointly now, we guess. Good news, homosexual married couples and all you bros out there just sucking cock for green cards: All the gay-marrieds in America get to pay all their tax moneys at the same time now, like normal boring hetero marrieds!
Being a real homosexican (a homo in Mexico) the good news is my hubby can list me as a dependent and get a deduction. The bad news is that even though I don't have any US income, the IRS expects me to file just because I was born in the USA.
Pronounced "FO-ek" or "foe-queue"?
or perhaps . . . just "folks"
Another Wonketter described him as a Q-tip dipped in vaseline.
Married filing jointly is a big money saver for a couple. Only having some little deductions running around the house improves it.
But won't this lead to joint filings between man and dog?
So, we Homericans now get to have a say in exactly how our tax-dollars are spent, just like the Non-fabulous Americans, right?
I have never filed a dog in my life. Clipped their claws once in a while but nothing weird.
Has this been cleared with the head of the IRS, Lois Lerner?
Though I'm sure we homos get to declare our four-legged children as tax deductions, yes?
Well you can watch the eye-spy in the sky NSA drones zooming overhead and know exactly where your some of your tax dollars are.
Only if they receive a credit card offer.
She's no longer reporting for the Daily Planet?
Has anyone asked Grover Norquist if this constitutes a tax increase or if it's discriminating against the ghey by making them pay taxes?