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Revenant's avatar

Nothing says "we're not a cult" like tribal brand drinking water at a ridiculous markup. Boy oh boy, you MAGATs really got us this time, alrighty. Do I ever feel pwned!

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reynard61's avatar

Next up: A.I. infused water... 🙄😒

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

I'm pretty sure Elizabeth White is trans - I have no proof and and actually I'm trying to start an ugly rumor so that the fake hillbilly Kid Rock can shoot up a couple of cases and put it on YouTube.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I have morals too, more's the pity.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You want an idea guaranteed not to make you a bajillion dollars from MAGA?

Anti-woke vitamins.

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Erisian's avatar

Ms White, in the ad, refers to "individuality," and how nothing shows you are your own man (women will buy what they're told to by the master of the house) as your drinking overpriced, treated waste water because it expresses your solidarity with the MAGA (bowel) movement.

You're most definitely breaking your own trail there, dude. Even if it's to build a 250 square foot cabin in the middle of no where, stocked with enough emergency rations sold to you by conmen who priced it 10x higher than if you bought it from any other source, including your nearest sporting goods brick and mortar, and 20x more than if you have access to a military base and you stock up on MREs; and loaded with enough ammunition to fight off the zombie apocalypse. You know you need it if the radical Leftist, socialist, fascist, communist, [insert new buzzword here] Dems have any control of government. Dollars to donuts that they'll strip the LEOs of their weapons and give them to violent felons who act as their roving goon squads, they'll throw open our Southern border to any immigrant who wants in (ignoring the border with Canada which is much longer and less protected) and they'll help the scum of the earth poison our national blood.

fnord

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hvdv's avatar

V much appreciate the Crystals reference.

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Victoria's avatar

Liberal tears. This kind 😂😂😂😂

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Hate2O

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

That meme is exactly how I feel 90% of the time.

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beb's avatar

There's a brand of water out there called "Smart" not that it will make you smart, it's only water. But now we have a water that rightly ought to be called "Dumb."

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kbblaldwin's avatar

I think it is a great idea. I am all in favor of the rubes being separated from their $$$. Less money they can send to the Orange Grifter.

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S Cerevisiae's avatar

If you can fake it good enough, right wing grift is the easiest money out there and you can get it completely legally. Damn my conscience!

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Emil Muz's avatar

Also, $4 gets you a 24 pk of Meijer Spring Water.

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Zap's avatar

"it’s unapologetic to drink this in public,” So it's not love that means never having to say you're sorry?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

“ Regarding the water itself, it comes from Freedom’s bottling partners in Texas, Florida, Oklahoma and California. White describes it as “purified bottled water, with ionization and reverse osmosis.””

AKA, filtered tap water.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

But isn't that just socialism with more steps...?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Socialism with profits!

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