Most national politicians are too old or too homosexual to qualify for U.S. military service, but a shadowy group called Operation Yellow Elephant has taken on the "hard work" of finding pro-war pols who are young enough, straight enough and honorable enough to actually fight the wars they support.
Honorable Politician Located!
Honorable Politician Located!
Honorable Politician Located!
Most national politicians are too old or too homosexual to qualify for U.S. military service, but a shadowy group called Operation Yellow Elephant has taken on the "hard work" of finding pro-war pols who are young enough, straight enough and honorable enough to actually fight the wars they support.