It's getting Hoth in herre... Everyone knows one candidate in this presidential election thinks global warming is a hoax invented to help the Chinese destroy American industry, and the other candidate knows it's real and is committed to taking action to curb carbon emissions. Also, everyone knows that higher voter turnout usually benefits Democrats. So, here's your example of actual irony to yell at Alanis Morissette about: It's entirely likely that
down here in LA it hasn't rained in 3 years, but we all know it's not global warming, it's god punishing us for wicked ways and that's a trade off we're willing to make
Last winter was so warm and dry, relatively speaking, that I didn't have to take the tractor out even once to plow the driveway. This year the patio furniture is STLL out, I'm spray painting outside, and I haven't put the housemate's 53 truck under wraps yet.Watch, we'll get fifteen blizzards in a row starting Friday.
Squirrels been eating my Swiss chard, So i've been having wordz with them. My kale gets aphidy through the summer so I start new onez in the fall - and cut-off the aphidy bits on the oldz.
Part of the dance:1. It's not happening2. It's happening but it's not because of anything we're doing3. OK, we're affecting things but it's not really our fault4. It's our fault but we can't disrupt everything to fix it5. It's too late to fix it
Yesterday's Wall Street Journal op-ed page had a piece about the fraudulent attack on CO2, calling it a necessary and non toxic gas and rising levels will boost crop productivity. Do not shake your head too hard, you may hurt your neck
California is slowly but surely losing its wine production to Oregon and Washington. In another twenty years, all the wine will come from fucking CANADA if we don't act.
I've worn a sweatshirt only a few times in the past couple of YEARS. And my stack of light turtlenecks, which I normally wear when it gets "cold" here (yes, I KNOW - L.A. "never gets cold") has gone nearly undisturbed. AND this summer was miserable, I hardly went out of the house on the hotter days.
I deliberately decided against having kids, this being one of the several reasons why. I've no desire to bring someone into the world into to say to them, "Sorry about the dying planet, kid. Good luck!"
down here in LA it hasn't rained in 3 years, but we all know it's not global warming, it's god punishing us for wicked ways and that's a trade off we're willing to make
Last winter was so warm and dry, relatively speaking, that I didn't have to take the tractor out even once to plow the driveway. This year the patio furniture is STLL out, I'm spray painting outside, and I haven't put the housemate's 53 truck under wraps yet.Watch, we'll get fifteen blizzards in a row starting Friday.
Squirrels been eating my Swiss chard, So i've been having wordz with them. My kale gets aphidy through the summer so I start new onez in the fall - and cut-off the aphidy bits on the oldz.
"Yeah, I wrecked the car my dad gave me but he'll probably give me a better car next time."
Spoiled brats.
Part of the dance:1. It's not happening2. It's happening but it's not because of anything we're doing3. OK, we're affecting things but it's not really our fault4. It's our fault but we can't disrupt everything to fix it5. It's too late to fix it
Yesterday's Wall Street Journal op-ed page had a piece about the fraudulent attack on CO2, calling it a necessary and non toxic gas and rising levels will boost crop productivity. Do not shake your head too hard, you may hurt your neck
Hey, another cat! Welcome! Meworrrar roarrrwrr eeerrrrow?
Also, the WaPo op-ed page SUCKS.
California is slowly but surely losing its wine production to Oregon and Washington. In another twenty years, all the wine will come from fucking CANADA if we don't act.
This is the danger of handing the world over to people who can't see more than ten minutes ahead.
I doubt those in the tropics are turning cartwheels over all the great hurricanes, monsoons, and typhoons they're getting lately.
That's a beautiful illustration, indeed. Randall's always on point.
Goddamn Truth Nazis out to steal the money from hard-nonworking billionaire's pockets! HARRUMPH
I've worn a sweatshirt only a few times in the past couple of YEARS. And my stack of light turtlenecks, which I normally wear when it gets "cold" here (yes, I KNOW - L.A. "never gets cold") has gone nearly undisturbed. AND this summer was miserable, I hardly went out of the house on the hotter days.
Dude, that's not true. It rained JUST THIS WEEK. What did you think all that water falling from the sky was?
We wouldn't be around to see it regardless of whether it changed or not. Death, remember?
I deliberately decided against having kids, this being one of the several reasons why. I've no desire to bring someone into the world into to say to them, "Sorry about the dying planet, kid. Good luck!"