So Scammy Jo is out and she didn’t even get a bullshit consolation job like Pantyshield for the Americas.
What a lesson she has learned. It doesn’t matter how much you suck the tiny mushroom or how many zingers you read from your burn book, if you can’t spin straw into gold*, you’re fucked.
*or in her case, spin bullshit into revenge against his enemies. And she probably won’t be the last AG fired for this.
“Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration,” -Pami Jo
.
"Smile, though your heart is aching . . . Smile, even though it’s breaking . . ."
I’m sure voters appreciate continued long lines at the airport over Easter weekend. Maybe this will finally convince people to get behind the kind of high speed rail the rest of the world already has. Having an alternative to flying would at least reduce crowding at the airports.
Look, if you're going from a place like South Bend to Chicago, you've got no business taking a plane in the first place. It's barely 100 miles; you can drive from door-to-door faster than the total journey by plane.
Short hops like that are what high speed rail is perfect for. We should have a corridor stretching from Boston down to DC with stops in NYC, Philly, and Baltimore. Philly to Pittsburgh is another perfect candidate.
“the hard part is done, so it should be easy. and, in any event, when this conflict is over, the Strait will open up naturally (“dilate”?). it’ll just open up naturally... (“dilate?”) it will — resume the flowing and the gas prices will rapidly come back down.”
The Bondi thing is obvs a form of MSM-assisted scapegoating. Somebody like Bondi or Bovino gets dirtied up beyond redemption, fired, and some new and equally awful operative gets to wipe the slate clean. Problem solved. As is, nobody, particularly in the judiciary, believes anything the DoJ says any more, so this is a shot at cleaning that up.
I hope she got a nice severance package, because her career arc beyond this point can't be great. "Important job in the private sector" my arse. She'll be lucky if she isn't disbarred.
Help please! I need someone fluent in Trump, to translate this.
And yes, he really did post this on TruthSocial
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 33min
• •
Davy Crockett, obviously a distant relative of Jasmine Crockett, and a very High IQ Frontiersman, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago, and especially Jasmine's Great Success as a Politician from the Great State of Texas! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Our Household voted for her! Talarico is good. In Texas, a Latino surname is worth 50,000 votes, all by itself. Why do you think Rafael Cruz keeps winning Elections? Don’t ask about Dan Patrick. Everyone thinks our Lt Gov works for ESPN.
It sounds like he's complimenting Jasmine Crockett. Or he's being sarcastic and dissing Davy Crockett. Also, didn't Ms. Crockett lose in the Dem primary?
As an aside, this is my my new favorite batshit insane thing Trump has ever said. Praising a Black woman Democrat who's been one of his most fierce critics because he thinks she is related to a white man who died defending slavery.
So did Daniel Boone, as played by Fess Parker. His Indian sidekick was a white singer in tan body makeup with a manly chest and a feather in his hair.
What can I say? In the 60s, we believed that a nun could fly and an astronaut could keep a genie in a bottle and an ad exec could explain his witch of a wife as a publicity stunt for Mr Clean in a black suit who looked like Ming from Flash Gordon.
Pam Bondi on the way out the door, slight edit for accuracy:
“Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure *for wealthy pedophiles* has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Just-Us in American history”
She wasn’t loyal enough.
Republicans in Congress are doing everything they can to lose the midterms.
Scammy Jo is out.
Puppy Murderer has been completely humiliated.
Pedo47’s numbers are in the toilet.
As Superman once said, “life am good!”
https://youtu.be/lqCp8Dl_Orc?feature=shared
Is it too late to go back to supporting the Iranians' attempt at regime change? Asking for the entire world.
The firings will continue until the lying improves
OT:
So Scammy Jo is out and she didn’t even get a bullshit consolation job like Pantyshield for the Americas.
What a lesson she has learned. It doesn’t matter how much you suck the tiny mushroom or how many zingers you read from your burn book, if you can’t spin straw into gold*, you’re fucked.
*or in her case, spin bullshit into revenge against his enemies. And she probably won’t be the last AG fired for this.
I believe the President has indicated that she will indeed be given a bullshit consolation job of an as yet undetermined nature.
Patent office?
The official statement says she’s going to an “important job in the private sector” so she’s out of the administration entirely.
Legal counsel for a private and for-profit university primarily teaching how to get rich with real estate deals?
She's Food and Beverage Manager of the Library/Hotel....
Until she screws up the catering for the Amway convention.
Who knew they had a shellfish allergy?
Those weren't clams.
Drunk Ass Pete found a scapegoat to fire!
Pete Hegseth asks Army Chief of Staff to resign
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has reportedly pushed Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to resign.
Jennifer Jacobs of CBS News first reported that Hegseth had asked George to take early retirement.
The news came just hours after President Donald Trump confirmed the firing of Attorney General Pam Bondi.
https://www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth-randy-george-resign/
War's going great! Nothing to see here! WARFIGHTER!
Maybe he was caught with a copy of the Geneva Convention in his possession.
This sounds very bad....
Again?? Petey doesn't work or play well with others.
Pami Jo is "thrilled" . . .
“Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration,” -Pami Jo
.
"Smile, though your heart is aching . . . Smile, even though it’s breaking . . ."
(Charlie Chaplin wrote that song)
"Out by 5 pm, Pam...please....."
I’m sure voters appreciate continued long lines at the airport over Easter weekend. Maybe this will finally convince people to get behind the kind of high speed rail the rest of the world already has. Having an alternative to flying would at least reduce crowding at the airports.
I know, I know. I crack myself up.
Related: American Airlines is actually putting people on buses for short hops.....
https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/american-airlines-passengers-shocked-to-learn-their-flights-were-actually-bus-routes-there-s-no-plane/ar-AA1ZyAyp
Look, if you're going from a place like South Bend to Chicago, you've got no business taking a plane in the first place. It's barely 100 miles; you can drive from door-to-door faster than the total journey by plane.
Short hops like that are what high speed rail is perfect for. We should have a corridor stretching from Boston down to DC with stops in NYC, Philly, and Baltimore. Philly to Pittsburgh is another perfect candidate.
JUST LIKE COVID WENT AWAY, AWAY! AWAY AWAY HOME!!
“the hard part is done, so it should be easy. and, in any event, when this conflict is over, the Strait will open up naturally (“dilate”?). it’ll just open up naturally... (“dilate?”) it will — resume the flowing and the gas prices will rapidly come back down.”
“Nothing bad can happen, only good happen “
-crazy fuck
Bibbletly babblety blub. Moron. Keep trying to shore up your crumbling Self.
et maintenant,
yrrrrr
smoking lamp is
lit!
(less than a day 'til yr Hoop!)
You mention Hoop and suddenly I'm floating on life and I barely drink. Thanks. Hoop is a gateway to the promise of heaven.
The Bondi thing is obvs a form of MSM-assisted scapegoating. Somebody like Bondi or Bovino gets dirtied up beyond redemption, fired, and some new and equally awful operative gets to wipe the slate clean. Problem solved. As is, nobody, particularly in the judiciary, believes anything the DoJ says any more, so this is a shot at cleaning that up.
Lie down with dogs, get up with a nasty STD.
I hope she got a nice severance package, because her career arc beyond this point can't be great. "Important job in the private sector" my arse. She'll be lucky if she isn't disbarred.
This whole Administration is dead-enders.
Who's gonna hire, say, Karolyn Leavitt?
Or on this case, the dogs do.
“this is a shot at cleaning that up”
Oh you sweet summer child. She’s gone because she wasn’t terrible enough for Trump.
Bondi was an unredeemable POS even before she took the US AG job.
It’s basically a resume requirement for the Trump administration.
That’s the cycle of every relationship with a narcissist.
Why is THIS night not like any other night??
Hate to break it to you but EVERY night is gonna be like this until Poopy Pants does the dirt nap...
Lindsey Halligan for AG!
Why not me? Just because I've never been a lawyer doesn't make me less qualified......
You’re overqualified.
IKR? What chance for Richard when he writes a sentence in a cogent manner and without one word misspelled?
I was just about to ask wasn't Lindsey Halligan available?
And she comes cheap....!
$20 same as in town.
Didn't Bondi stop some investigation into tfg for like $25K? Talk about cheap!
Yeah, in 2015 while she was Florida AG.
I don’t get it. How can a demented clown be so much fun in a Stephen King novel but not in the White House?
Tim Curry
👍👍👍 Just a sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania!!!
https://bsky.app/profile/marlenerobertson.bsky.social/post/3mijtcmtabs2a
Help please! I need someone fluent in Trump, to translate this.
And yes, he really did post this on TruthSocial
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 33min
• •
Davy Crockett, obviously a distant relative of Jasmine Crockett, and a very High IQ Frontiersman, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago, and especially Jasmine's Great Success as a Politician from the Great State of Texas! President DONALD J. TRUMP
Our Household voted for her! Talarico is good. In Texas, a Latino surname is worth 50,000 votes, all by itself. Why do you think Rafael Cruz keeps winning Elections? Don’t ask about Dan Patrick. Everyone thinks our Lt Gov works for ESPN.
I prefer heroes who didn't die losing a battle to defend slavery.
"Keep my name out of your filthy, disgusting mouth, lardass."
-- Jasmine Crockett, just now
It sounds like he's complimenting Jasmine Crockett. Or he's being sarcastic and dissing Davy Crockett. Also, didn't Ms. Crockett lose in the Dem primary?
PAY!!!
ATTENTION!!!
TO!!!
ME!!!
Singing:
Jasmine, Jasmine Crockett!
The Queen of the Lone Star State!
Wuuuuuuuuuut?
Maybe he thinks he's goading her because she lost to Talarico just like Davy "lost" at the Alamo?
Oh wait, silly me applying logic to someone whose brain is basically Jello.
He's messing with us. He can't be that mess up. Right?, right?
I bet $100 on Jasmine to win a battle of wits with DJT; $500 if his ghost writer has a brain fart.
It's shameful that we have this fucking sentient lump as a President.
FUCK MAGA. No forgiveness. No forgetting what they have done.
"Sentient" is doing a lot of work, there.
She's opened the Cumberland Gap in his brain.
As an aside, this is my my new favorite batshit insane thing Trump has ever said. Praising a Black woman Democrat who's been one of his most fierce critics because he thinks she is related to a white man who died defending slavery.
“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!”
"She JUST turned black"
Is he presidential yet?
As i observed in the previous thread the Depraved Despot is fixating on Davy Crockett's coonskin cap again.
The wombat on his head fell in love with the coonskin. That’s gotta be the answer.
My decoder ring read: "Jasmine Crockett is a black woman who annoys me."
Drink your Ovaltine.
🤣🤣🤣
Davy Crockett wore a coonskin cap...
So did Daniel Boone, as played by Fess Parker. His Indian sidekick was a white singer in tan body makeup with a manly chest and a feather in his hair.
What can I say? In the 60s, we believed that a nun could fly and an astronaut could keep a genie in a bottle and an ad exec could explain his witch of a wife as a publicity stunt for Mr Clean in a black suit who looked like Ming from Flash Gordon.
Let me fetch my Enigma machine.
Pam Bondi on the way out the door, slight edit for accuracy:
“Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure *for wealthy pedophiles* has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Just-Us in American history”