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Free beach's avatar

She wasn’t loyal enough.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Republicans in Congress are doing everything they can to lose the midterms.

Scammy Jo is out.

Puppy Murderer has been completely humiliated.

Pedo47’s numbers are in the toilet.

As Superman once said, “life am good!”

https://youtu.be/lqCp8Dl_Orc?feature=shared

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Is it too late to go back to supporting the Iranians' attempt at regime change? Asking for the entire world.

Thixotropickle's avatar

The firings will continue until the lying improves

Wookiee Monster's avatar

OT:

So Scammy Jo is out and she didn’t even get a bullshit consolation job like Pantyshield for the Americas.

What a lesson she has learned. It doesn’t matter how much you suck the tiny mushroom or how many zingers you read from your burn book, if you can’t spin straw into gold*, you’re fucked.

*or in her case, spin bullshit into revenge against his enemies. And she probably won’t be the last AG fired for this.

Dave M's avatar

I believe the President has indicated that she will indeed be given a bullshit consolation job of an as yet undetermined nature.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

The official statement says she’s going to an “important job in the private sector” so she’s out of the administration entirely.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Legal counsel for a private and for-profit university primarily teaching how to get rich with real estate deals?

G-7 in Space's avatar

She's Food and Beverage Manager of the Library/Hotel....

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Until she screws up the catering for the Amway convention.

G-7 in Space's avatar

Who knew they had a shellfish allergy?

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Those weren't clams.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Drunk Ass Pete found a scapegoat to fire!

Pete Hegseth asks Army Chief of Staff to resign

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has reportedly pushed Army Chief of Staff Gen. Randy George to resign.

Jennifer Jacobs of CBS News first reported that Hegseth had asked George to take early retirement.

The news came just hours after President Donald Trump confirmed the firing of Attorney General Pam Bondi.

https://www.rawstory.com/pete-hegseth-randy-george-resign/

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War's going great! Nothing to see here! WARFIGHTER!

Flashman's avatar

Maybe he was caught with a copy of the Geneva Convention in his possession.

G-7 in Space's avatar

This sounds very bad....

Oy!'s avatar

Again?? Petey doesn't work or play well with others.

Oy!'s avatar

Pami Jo is "thrilled" . . .

“Over the next month I will be working tirelessly to transition the office of Attorney General to the amazing Todd Blanche before moving to an important private sector role I am thrilled about, and where I will continue fighting for President Trump and this Administration,” -Pami Jo

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"Smile, though your heart is aching . . . Smile, even though it’s breaking . . ."

(Charlie Chaplin wrote that song)

G-7 in Space's avatar

"Out by 5 pm, Pam...please....."

Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m sure voters appreciate continued long lines at the airport over Easter weekend. Maybe this will finally convince people to get behind the kind of high speed rail the rest of the world already has. Having an alternative to flying would at least reduce crowding at the airports.

I know, I know. I crack myself up.

Richard S's avatar

Related: American Airlines is actually putting people on buses for short hops.....

https://www.msn.com/en-us/travel/news/american-airlines-passengers-shocked-to-learn-their-flights-were-actually-bus-routes-there-s-no-plane/ar-AA1ZyAyp

Look, if you're going from a place like South Bend to Chicago, you've got no business taking a plane in the first place. It's barely 100 miles; you can drive from door-to-door faster than the total journey by plane.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Short hops like that are what high speed rail is perfect for. We should have a corridor stretching from Boston down to DC with stops in NYC, Philly, and Baltimore. Philly to Pittsburgh is another perfect candidate.

Hank Napkin's avatar

JUST LIKE COVID WENT AWAY, AWAY! AWAY AWAY HOME!!

“the hard part is done, so it should be easy. and, in any event, when this conflict is over, the Strait will open up naturally (“dilate”?). it’ll just open up naturally... (“dilate?”) it will — resume the flowing and the gas prices will rapidly come back down.”

Free beach's avatar

“Nothing bad can happen, only good happen “

-crazy fuck

helenasgarden's avatar

Bibbletly babblety blub. Moron. Keep trying to shore up your crumbling Self.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

et maintenant,

yrrrrr

smoking lamp is

lit!

(less than a day 'til yr Hoop!)

helenasgarden's avatar

You mention Hoop and suddenly I'm floating on life and I barely drink. Thanks. Hoop is a gateway to the promise of heaven.

Flashman's avatar

The Bondi thing is obvs a form of MSM-assisted scapegoating. Somebody like Bondi or Bovino gets dirtied up beyond redemption, fired, and some new and equally awful operative gets to wipe the slate clean. Problem solved. As is, nobody, particularly in the judiciary, believes anything the DoJ says any more, so this is a shot at cleaning that up.

swmnguy's avatar

Lie down with dogs, get up with a nasty STD.

Flashman's avatar

I hope she got a nice severance package, because her career arc beyond this point can't be great. "Important job in the private sector" my arse. She'll be lucky if she isn't disbarred.

swmnguy's avatar

This whole Administration is dead-enders.

Who's gonna hire, say, Karolyn Leavitt?

swmnguy's avatar

Or on this case, the dogs do.

ciaobella's avatar

“this is a shot at cleaning that up”

Oh you sweet summer child. She’s gone because she wasn’t terrible enough for Trump.

ciaobella's avatar

Bondi was an unredeemable POS even before she took the US AG job.

It’s basically a resume requirement for the Trump administration.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

That’s the cycle of every relationship with a narcissist.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Why is THIS night not like any other night??

Joe Bacon's avatar

Hate to break it to you but EVERY night is gonna be like this until Poopy Pants does the dirt nap...

Nancy Naive's avatar

Lindsey Halligan for AG!

Richard S's avatar

Why not me? Just because I've never been a lawyer doesn't make me less qualified......

Nancy Naive's avatar

You’re overqualified.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

IKR? What chance for Richard when he writes a sentence in a cogent manner and without one word misspelled?

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

I was just about to ask wasn't Lindsey Halligan available?

G-7 in Space's avatar

And she comes cheap....!

Nancy Naive's avatar

$20 same as in town.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Didn't Bondi stop some investigation into tfg for like $25K? Talk about cheap!

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Yeah, in 2015 while she was Florida AG.

Nancy Naive's avatar

I don’t get it. How can a demented clown be so much fun in a Stephen King novel but not in the White House?

Warren's avatar

👍👍👍 Just a sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania!!!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

https://bsky.app/profile/marlenerobertson.bsky.social/post/3mijtcmtabs2a

Help please! I need someone fluent in Trump, to translate this.

And yes, he really did post this on TruthSocial

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump • 33min

• •

Davy Crockett, obviously a distant relative of Jasmine Crockett, and a very High IQ Frontiersman, would be proud of the legacy that he began long ago, and especially Jasmine's Great Success as a Politician from the Great State of Texas! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Warren's avatar

Our Household voted for her! Talarico is good. In Texas, a Latino surname is worth 50,000 votes, all by itself. Why do you think Rafael Cruz keeps winning Elections? Don’t ask about Dan Patrick. Everyone thinks our Lt Gov works for ESPN.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I prefer heroes who didn't die losing a battle to defend slavery.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

"Keep my name out of your filthy, disgusting mouth, lardass."

-- Jasmine Crockett, just now

devourerofpancakes's avatar

It sounds like he's complimenting Jasmine Crockett. Or he's being sarcastic and dissing Davy Crockett. Also, didn't Ms. Crockett lose in the Dem primary?

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PAY!!!

ATTENTION!!!

TO!!!

ME!!!

Richard S's avatar

Singing:

Jasmine, Jasmine Crockett!

The Queen of the Lone Star State!

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Maybe he thinks he's goading her because she lost to Talarico just like Davy "lost" at the Alamo?

Oh wait, silly me applying logic to someone whose brain is basically Jello.

Yopi's avatar

He's messing with us. He can't be that mess up. Right?, right?

Warren's avatar

I bet $100 on Jasmine to win a battle of wits with DJT; $500 if his ghost writer has a brain fart.

EyeQueue's avatar

It's shameful that we have this fucking sentient lump as a President.

FUCK MAGA. No forgiveness. No forgetting what they have done.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

"Sentient" is doing a lot of work, there.

Pope Scipio Newburyporticus's avatar

She's opened the Cumberland Gap in his brain.

Chemical's avatar

As an aside, this is my my new favorite batshit insane thing Trump has ever said. Praising a Black woman Democrat who's been one of his most fierce critics because he thinks she is related to a white man who died defending slavery.

Warren's avatar

“They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats!”

VaselineHabits's avatar

"She JUST turned black"

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Is he presidential yet?

SkeptiKC's avatar

As i observed in the previous thread the Depraved Despot is fixating on Davy Crockett's coonskin cap again.

Dudley Didwrong's avatar

The wombat on his head fell in love with the coonskin. That’s gotta be the answer.

Rhand Holm's avatar

My decoder ring read: "Jasmine Crockett is a black woman who annoys me."

Major Kong's avatar

Drink your Ovaltine.

Warren's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

imissthosesparks TYFYATTM's avatar

Davy Crockett wore a coonskin cap...

Warren's avatar
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So did Daniel Boone, as played by Fess Parker. His Indian sidekick was a white singer in tan body makeup with a manly chest and a feather in his hair.

What can I say? In the 60s, we believed that a nun could fly and an astronaut could keep a genie in a bottle and an ad exec could explain his witch of a wife as a publicity stunt for Mr Clean in a black suit who looked like Ming from Flash Gordon.

Flashman's avatar

Let me fetch my Enigma machine.

PeteWa's avatar

Pam Bondi on the way out the door, slight edit for accuracy:

“Leading President Trump’s historic and highly successful efforts to make America safer and more secure *for wealthy pedophiles* has been the honor of a lifetime, and easily the most consequential first year of the Department of Just-Us in American history”