BP and the Coast Guard are reporting that the reverse-cowgirl-static-kill-butt-well-plug was successful and that only 25% of the oil spilled is still in the Gulf of Mexico. Time to pop the bubbly and eat some shrimp...oh wait, there's no shrimp left? Damn. Um, how about some oysters...no oysters? Uh, let's have crabs, yeah crabs. Oh those are dead too? Fine, I'll guess I'll eat cat food.[
Hooray, The Well Is Dead, For Now!
Hooray, The Well Is Dead, For Now!
Hooray, The Well Is Dead, For Now!
BP and the Coast Guard are reporting that the reverse-cowgirl-static-kill-butt-well-plug was successful and that only 25% of the oil spilled is still in the Gulf of Mexico. Time to pop the bubbly and eat some shrimp...oh wait, there's no shrimp left? Damn. Um, how about some oysters...no oysters? Uh, let's have crabs, yeah crabs. Oh those are dead too? Fine, I'll guess I'll eat cat food.[