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Harder They Fall's avatar

I can't help but notice that this-

"...the Southern District of New York..." is the same court hearing the kidnapped Venezualen President's case. Well huh, must be a coincidence.

"M"'s avatar

"Not sure who the artist is in this TikTok video"

That's the great Sarah Cooper

"How to MRI"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZHdgWP7Pls

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. It's late in the day, so it's most likely no one will see this, but here goes. Over at bluesky, every day (or night) in response to the outrage du jour, I post this:

We the People are not distracted. Chant it with me:

epstein! Epstein!! EPstein!!! EPSTEIN!!!! E-P-S-T-E-I-N!!!!!!!!

It may never lead to anything anywhere, but it does make me feel better. So does Sarah Cooper. Also, it's clear to me that Epstein didn't just traffic in girls, but in boys as well. And Cyndi Lauper, whom I once liked (I and a friend saw her perform way, way back in the day) can fuck off into the sun. Not only is she a shill for a pharmaceutical, she was another who appeared on Celebrity Apprentice. I cannot hear her without remembering her sucking up to The Donald, and I'll never go see Kinky Boots on Broadway.

hillary's left one's avatar

Lara Trump attempting "I Won't Back Down."

These fucking people, man. These fucking people.

"M"'s avatar

She was singing that last year

So ... not only is she literally in terrible voice and has no conscience (Petty's estate told her to stop singing that but I guess they didn't get an actual injunction or fine her) -- but she's also TOO STUPID TO LEARN ANOTHER SONG

Chris's avatar

If we had journalists who weren't cowards, every interview with these assholes would start with, "what would you like to tell me about your dealings with Epstein?" But no, they'll just let them all coast because of the aforementioned cowardice.

boriskat's avatar

Someone likely already pointed this out but the TikTok artist is the brilliant Sarah Cooper who rose to fame doing Trump lip syncs in the heady days of his first administration.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

We all know the regime of the proven rapist Trump is incompetent, but how hard is it to do a search and replace of every instance of "Donald Trump" with "Nicolas Maduro"?

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU (to infinity) for keeping the focus on Epstein, when literally EVERY OTHER NEWS OUTLET is talking about nothing but Venezuela & related (e.g., Greenland).

You are the best! Better than the best!! A new level of bestness must be defined for you!!!

We know you love us. We love you, too, very much. Very, very much.

John Strycharz's avatar

France is investigating? I'm guessing they're on the to-bomb list now.

Old guy named Bill (OGNB)'s avatar

"Hope he took that kid off his shoulders before he got into another fistfight with a member of Trump’s Cabinet!"

Is it wrong to have wanted one of the White House MMA matches to feature Musk versus Brawling Soy Bean Farmer Scott Bessent?

Hank Napkin's avatar

As the foto demonstrates, when flying in a jet be sure to keep track of the ground.

Sherry's avatar

Not only was that singing abysmal but also so low energy I thought that the back up singers were going to jump in to inject some actual life into the song which, by all accounts, she seems unsure on the lyrics.

Sadly the TikTok is too true.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Didn't you just love a roomful of conservative white people trying to clap in time to the music?

"M"'s avatar

they always miss

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Ghislaine actually said it out loud, trump's cabinet is full of people SHE knows. Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer.

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"like two reports from witnesses who suggest that the president is an accessory to murder of an infant and an underage victim, respectively."

I absolutely believe this happened.

Resist Herr GropenFuhrer's avatar

Of course it did. Even if it didn't, it did anyway. It's metaphysical like that.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I might give him the benefit of the doubt if he'd ever done a single thing in his life that was deserving of the benefit of the doubt.

"M"'s avatar

No

Noooooooo

Just think of it in terms of the fact that he so didn't want anyone to see what was in those files that he invaded another country

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Here's some more

People are going to need to be very very careful to send footage to news outlets as opposed to "news outlets"

https://bsky.app/profile/danielsuitor.com/post/3mbtybohryc27

Nadia Eleanor's avatar

Epstein died in 2019.

Your post says “…And Epstein had bragged that he had advised Musk after his shitposting on Twitter/X had sent Tesla shares plummeting in 2022.”

"M"'s avatar

That seems like a possessive adjective problem