Fifth time’s a charm!
Why I will always love Wonkette:
𝐷𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑅𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 2019 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑣𝑟𝑜𝑠 𝑁𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑠 𝐼𝐼𝐼, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦-𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑂𝑙𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑜𝑛. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦-𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒-𝑝𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒.
Good one Marcie!
Why hasn't this thread devolved to a shopping and cooking forum like over at the Kyle Rittenhouse tab?
Excuse me, I need to throw up.
Ta, Marcie. Not if he were the last man.
One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.
The secret of all great marriages.
What the world needs is a big, blowout party that all of these people simply cannot miss. That, and a reasonably sized meteorite.
The financial contracts could be lucrative?
Obviously, she wants her yacht back.
I love this song.
Marshmallow - The Ballad Of Wendi Deng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9n0vZjegdk
oh please. nobody is a starry-eyed newbie here. what is the point in getting married?
Access.
The Murdochs are terrorists, they lured migrants NORTH on purpose. They can have conjugal visits in Guantanamo. Sue them for the estimated $150 Billion this will all cost US Taxpayers.
Is there like an evil version of match.com that hooks all these people up with each other?
Davos
He created the Daleks, right?
“More evil”
Oh I'm sure she is SO in love with that shriveled up old prune.
Hey! She loves her some prune "juice!"
As a 67-year-old myself, I suppose I should resent Murdoch for robbing the cradle.
But he can have her.
So apparently Rupert wants to make sure that when he's found dead it's by someone who won't piss on him before he's buried?
does this marriage guarantee that?
It’s in the pre-nup.
PFFFTTTT!!!!
Rupert just misses the patter of little feet around the house. Maybe this union is the one that can give him that bundle of joy.
Why I will always love Wonkette:
𝐷𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑅𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 2019 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑣𝑟𝑜𝑠 𝑁𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑠 𝐼𝐼𝐼, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦-𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑂𝑙𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑜𝑛. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦-𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒-𝑝𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒.
Good one Marcie!
Why hasn't this thread devolved to a shopping and cooking forum like over at the Kyle Rittenhouse tab?
Excuse me, I need to throw up.
Ta, Marcie. Not if he were the last man.
One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.
The secret of all great marriages.
What the world needs is a big, blowout party that all of these people simply cannot miss. That, and a reasonably sized meteorite.
The financial contracts could be lucrative?
Obviously, she wants her yacht back.
I love this song.
Marshmallow - The Ballad Of Wendi Deng
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9n0vZjegdk
oh please. nobody is a starry-eyed newbie here. what is the point in getting married?
Access.
The Murdochs are terrorists, they lured migrants NORTH on purpose. They can have conjugal visits in Guantanamo. Sue them for the estimated $150 Billion this will all cost US Taxpayers.
Is there like an evil version of match.com that hooks all these people up with each other?
Davos
He created the Daleks, right?
“More evil”
Oh I'm sure she is SO in love with that shriveled up old prune.
Hey! She loves her some prune "juice!"
As a 67-year-old myself, I suppose I should resent Murdoch for robbing the cradle.
But he can have her.
So apparently Rupert wants to make sure that when he's found dead it's by someone who won't piss on him before he's buried?
does this marriage guarantee that?
It’s in the pre-nup.
PFFFTTTT!!!!
Rupert just misses the patter of little feet around the house. Maybe this union is the one that can give him that bundle of joy.