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Why I will always love Wonkette:

𝐷𝑎𝑠ℎ𝑎 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑅𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑘𝑖𝑑𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒 2019 𝑠ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑣𝑟𝑜𝑠 𝑁𝑖𝑎𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑠 𝐼𝐼𝐼, 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐺𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑠ℎ𝑖𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦-𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑂𝑙𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑓𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑠 𝐻𝑖𝑙𝑡𝑜𝑛. 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑦-𝐾𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑚𝑒𝑟 𝑃𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑀𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑦𝑒-𝑝𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝑟𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 ℎ𝑢𝑔𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑒.

Good one Marcie!

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Why hasn't this thread devolved to a shopping and cooking forum like over at the Kyle Rittenhouse tab?

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Excuse me, I need to throw up.

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Ta, Marcie. Not if he were the last man.

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One foot in the grave, the other on a banana peel.

The secret of all great marriages.

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What the world needs is a big, blowout party that all of these people simply cannot miss. That, and a reasonably sized meteorite.

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The financial contracts could be lucrative?

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Obviously, she wants her yacht back.

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I love this song.

Marshmallow - The Ballad Of Wendi Deng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9n0vZjegdk

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oh please. nobody is a starry-eyed newbie here. what is the point in getting married?

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Access.

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The Murdochs are terrorists, they lured migrants NORTH on purpose. They can have conjugal visits in Guantanamo. Sue them for the estimated $150 Billion this will all cost US Taxpayers.

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Is there like an evil version of match.com that hooks all these people up with each other?

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Davos

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He created the Daleks, right?

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founding

“More evil”

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Oh I'm sure she is SO in love with that shriveled up old prune.

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Hey! She loves her some prune "juice!"

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As a 67-year-old myself, I suppose I should resent Murdoch for robbing the cradle.

But he can have her.

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She'll lend ther joint a touch of class. When Rupert dies, Fox will play an hour and a half of somber classical music before announcing it.

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So apparently Rupert wants to make sure that when he's found dead it's by someone who won't piss on him before he's buried?

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does this marriage guarantee that?

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It’s in the pre-nup.

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PFFFTTTT!!!!

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