Well hello there, you dirty little hamsters! What did you do this week? Jack off to shirtless photos of Carl Paladino advisor and known titty enthusiast Roger Stone? Stretch your intellectual muscles by taking in a Christine O'Donnell television special? Or, haha, maybe you burned down a house, for
"He simply feeds off their life-essence, because he is a Kenyan vampire." Hey I feed off their tuition, so we have that in common at least.
When you place the cake balls in your mouth and feel their warm, delicate texture, perhaps imagining a whipped cream center, perhaps imagining swallowing that whipped cream, thinking of Christine O'Donnell's love for meat balls, whether she enjoys the balls in her mouth as much as you enjoy the ones in yours. oh... oh.... oh.
"He simply feeds off their life-essence, because he is a Kenyan vampire." Hey I feed off their tuition, so we have that in common at least.
When you place the cake balls in your mouth and feel their warm, delicate texture, perhaps imagining a whipped cream center, perhaps imagining swallowing that whipped cream, thinking of Christine O'Donnell's love for meat balls, whether she enjoys the balls in her mouth as much as you enjoy the ones in yours. oh... oh.... oh.