Mercy sakes! MORE tales of Secret Service dumbfuckery, only this time it's not coming from the Washington Post's Carol Leonnig, who has owned this story. This time the story comes from a blog called InsideSources, and it alleges: Multiple sources inside the Romney presidential campaign confirm that a Secret Service agent provided details of President Obama’s schedule several days prior to the President’s campaign stops becoming public.
As you know, you try to get into the pants of staffers of the campaign you're assigned to protect, not the staffers of the campaign you might want or wish to be assigned to protect at a later date.
Wow! After years of seeing Wonkette illustrate stories with lurid paperback book covers, you've finally used a book I read! If memory serves (and sometimes it double faults!) that wasn't much of a story - certainly not subtle. And not even softcore porn (in other words, it wasn't "The Carpetbaggers").
So agent Romeo was giving info to folks too dumb to use it and all they had to do was ride his purple pony ,because he was important sekrit service dude.He should have hit on Egg she can ride a pony real good
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Bondghazi!!?
Haroo! Haroo!
This guy was taking the Rumsfeldian approach:
As you know, you try to get into the pants of staffers of the campaign you're assigned to protect, not the staffers of the campaign you might want or wish to be assigned to protect at a later date.
..if you want to identify the agent, all you have to do is find the agent whose code name is: Panty Dropper!
<strong>Agent Romeo</strong>: Hey, you&#039;re the one who keeps saying this is a <i>swing</i> state.
Sorry, this story can&#039;t be true, because: Romney staffer is sexxxy? Un-possible.
In a dirty glass, too.
Man lets hormones get in the way of brain. This is news why?
Wow! After years of seeing Wonkette illustrate stories with lurid paperback book covers, you&#039;ve finally used a book I read! If memory serves (and sometimes it double faults!) that wasn&#039;t much of a story - certainly not subtle. And not even softcore porn (in other words, it wasn&#039;t &quot;The Carpetbaggers&quot;).
Still - I read that one!
Dulce!
I just looked at their website and I can&#039;t figure out how to order one of those.
What&#039;s the category?
So agent Romeo was giving info to folks too dumb to use it and all they had to do was ride his purple pony ,because he was important sekrit service dude.He should have hit on Egg she can ride a pony real good
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&quot;served his liver with two loaves of Pepperidge Farm bread and a selection of both mayonnaise and Miracle Whip.&quot;
Nice Chianti or GTF.... oh, wait. Mormons. Nevermind.
&quot;Endowed&quot; means something different to Republicans.
I&#039;m pretty sure it was &quot;The Man from U.N.C.L.E.&quot; that inspired the fad -- or at least the titles.