Before repeatedly using his deal with Satan to cheat death, former Vice President and It’s A Wonderful Life villain Dick Cheney brought spawn into the world and it immediately began saying horrible things that are false and stupid . Today, Liz Cheney appeared on ABC’s This Week to complain about President Obama not doing enough on national security and foreign policy, because apparently she’s unaware of that whole Osama-bin-Laden-totally-got-himself-shot-in-the-face-on-Obama’s-command thing. In doing so, she also revealed that she herself has no idea what the hell she’s talking about and also hasn’t played Risk in the last 20 years. Cheney claimed that Obama has “abandoned some of our key allies like Israel, Poland and Czechoslovakia.”
Thank you. One thing I've learned from all those Wonkette party photos (at least the ones I could actually make out). I'm right in the demographic.
The Derpi Exclusion Principle?
Ya'll got it wrong. What she meant to say (like any good conservative) is that Obama is writing Czechs his body can't cash.
Well, for one thing when Victoria is in a room, there's no room for anyone else.
Liz will only think Obama's strong on foreign policy once he makes Osama apologize for getting in the way of SEAL team 6's bullets.
Ya never know when you are going to need a female swimmer with shoulders like an NFL linebacker.
Thank you. One thing I've learned from all those Wonkette party photos (at least the ones I could actually make out). I'm right in the demographic.
Sauron DOES need a new Mouth.
what brilliant commenter here said rick perry was simple as a hinge?
that was one of of my all time favorites. 'sarah palin and a dishwasher' is now up there as well.
Hogwarts?
It took a while for some of us to learn how to say it so we would like to put that knowledge to use.
Look what happened to Mesopotamia. Or however you spell it.
we are the geekiest sarcastic bunch on earth i think.
And when will he do something about that horrible Baron Harkkonen?
Both of them (ISWYDT)!!
What, not THE Ohio State?
I love the smell of desperation in the morning.