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bobbert's avatar

The Derpi Exclusion Principle?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Ya'll got it wrong. What she meant to say (like any good conservative) is that Obama is writing Czechs his body can't cash.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well, for one thing when Victoria is in a room, there's no room for anyone else.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Liz will only think Obama's strong on foreign policy once he makes Osama apologize for getting in the way of SEAL team 6's bullets.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Ya never know when you are going to need a female swimmer with shoulders like an NFL linebacker.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Thank you. One thing I've learned from all those Wonkette party photos (at least the ones I could actually make out). I'm right in the demographic.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Sauron DOES need a new Mouth.

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fuflans's avatar

what brilliant commenter here said rick perry was simple as a hinge?

that was one of of my all time favorites. 'sarah palin and a dishwasher' is now up there as well.

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PsycWench's avatar

Hogwarts?

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PsycWench's avatar

It took a while for some of us to learn how to say it so we would like to put that knowledge to use.

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PsycWench's avatar

Look what happened to Mesopotamia. Or however you spell it.

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fuflans's avatar

we are the geekiest sarcastic bunch on earth i think.

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

And when will he do something about that horrible Baron Harkkonen?

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bobbert's avatar

Both of them (ISWYDT)!!

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bobbert's avatar

What, not THE Ohio State?

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diogenez's avatar

I love the smell of desperation in the morning.

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