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And if you did take it with you, how would you put hate to use in Heaven? Got it! Give that hippy Jesus a haircut so he don't look so <em>metrosexual</em>.

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God wishes He could have that slender physique. God is kinda chubby in all the pix I've seen. Michelle O should get Him to lay off the cheese fries.

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Zygotes have a powerful lobby, why shouldn't formerly-living Americans have one too?

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Have these dead people no faith in the prophecies of Dick Cheney? Cheney said* Obama would be one-term POTUS. If they believe in the Dick, they wouldn't ask their survivors to waste money on Obama's challengers. _________________________ * actually Cheney has been wrong about absolutely everything, so I'm <em>glad</em> he says Obama is one termer. FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!

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Actually, roughly half of Boss BlunderRush's audience is dead.

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If it will help with the grieving process, I will run against the ACS. Just send the money in.

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Not necessarily. Jim and Hal may have loved Obama. It's their survivors who wrote the announcement, perhaps adding that little hate-gram. Let's teach 'em a lesson -- with our votes.

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