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fuflans's avatar

you have to be drunk in Walker's Wisconsin.

TundraGrifter's avatar

"America's Next Top Grifter" - I'll be the judge of that.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Have you ever noticed how, when you read something stupid about wingnutz, you see a hot flash of red, the veins in your neck tighten, and you wake up hours later, covered in entrails, in a location you've never been to before.

Or is it just me?

bobbert's avatar

Sarah Tressler, on the other hand...

TundraGrifter's avatar

"Houston works best when its leadership reflects the values, needs, and aspirations of its citizens." - from Helena Brown's website.

Sadly, that statement may well be true.

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>austerity politics</i>

Which is repig-speak for "I got mine, sukka!"

Joshua Norton's avatar

From the "Tea Party Politics for Dummies" handbook:

Aus·ter·i·ty (ô-st r -t ). n. pl. aus·ter·i·ties. - Mooch as much expensive, free stuff for yourself as possible and steal the rest. Screw everyone else.

chascates's avatar

11 Grand? Is she taking a Learjet? Also, flirty with men, with women, or with both?

PubOption's avatar

Will Sarah Tressler be a special correspondent for Wonkette, and report from the political conventions?