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fuflans's avatar

you have to be drunk in Walker's Wisconsin.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"America's Next Top Grifter" - I'll be the judge of that.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Have you ever noticed how, when you read something stupid about wingnutz, you see a hot flash of red, the veins in your neck tighten, and you wake up hours later, covered in entrails, in a location you've never been to before.

Or is it just me?

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bobbert's avatar

Sarah Tressler, on the other hand...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

"Houston works best when its leadership reflects the values, needs, and aspirations of its citizens." - from Helena Brown's website.

Sadly, that statement may well be true.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>austerity politics</i>

Which is repig-speak for "I got mine, sukka!"

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Joshua Norton's avatar

From the "Tea Party Politics for Dummies" handbook:

Aus·ter·i·ty (ô-st r -t ). n. pl. aus·ter·i·ties. - Mooch as much expensive, free stuff for yourself as possible and steal the rest. Screw everyone else.

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chascates's avatar

11 Grand? Is she taking a Learjet? Also, flirty with men, with women, or with both?

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PubOption's avatar

Will Sarah Tressler be a special correspondent for Wonkette, and report from the political conventions?

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