Well, hellooooo Houston City Councilwoman Helena Brown! How have you and those big brown eyes come to Your Wonkette's attention today? Oh, you are busy asking local Houston Korean businessmen to give you money for an $11,000 flight to Korea, even though it was already paid for on the public dime? That is kind of weird! Why are you doing that? Do you have to pay off an evil meth dealer? Do you have an unfortunate
Have you ever noticed how, when you read something stupid about wingnutz, you see a hot flash of red, the veins in your neck tighten, and you wake up hours later, covered in entrails, in a location you've never been to before.
"Houston works best when its leadership reflects the values, needs, and aspirations of its citizens." - from Helena Brown's website.
From the "Tea Party Politics for Dummies" handbook:
Aus·ter·i·ty (ô-st r -t ). n. pl. aus·ter·i·ties. - Mooch as much expensive, free stuff for yourself as possible and steal the rest. Screw everyone else.
you have to be drunk in Walker's Wisconsin.
"America's Next Top Grifter" - I'll be the judge of that.
Have you ever noticed how, when you read something stupid about wingnutz, you see a hot flash of red, the veins in your neck tighten, and you wake up hours later, covered in entrails, in a location you've never been to before.
Or is it just me?
Sarah Tressler, on the other hand...
"Houston works best when its leadership reflects the values, needs, and aspirations of its citizens." - from Helena Brown's website.
Sadly, that statement may well be true.
<i>austerity politics</i>
Which is repig-speak for &quot;I got mine, sukka!&quot;
From the &quot;Tea Party Politics for Dummies&quot; handbook:
Aus&middot;ter&middot;i&middot;ty (&ocirc;-st r -t ). n. pl. aus&middot;ter&middot;i&middot;ties. - Mooch as much expensive, free stuff for yourself as possible and steal the rest. Screw everyone else.
11 Grand? Is she taking a Learjet? Also, flirty with men, with women, or with both?
Will Sarah Tressler be a special correspondent for Wonkette, and report from the political conventions?