Have you been wandering alone in the liebrul wilderness that is comedy on teevee, America? Stuck with your Stephen Colberts and your Jon Stewarts ramming their liberal agendas down your throat, because that is the weird thing you say every time someone says something you don't like and what the fuck with the throat-ramming analogy anyway? Well, time to thank your lucky stars because some rando dude who writes for some third-tier network television comedy shows is here to show you how to do comedy all conservative-styley. Rejoice!
This literally IS the answer to Martin Bashir: &quot;See, Bashir&#039;s all wrong about Slavery, because he made <i>this</i> sound like a bad thing! Look at us, CHOMP CHOMP&quot;
All rightwing media consists of constant repetition of messages they consider undeniably true (or pretend to consider true): people are poor because they&#039;re lazy, blacks get unfair advantages but still rely on crime and welfare fraud, liberals want a totalitarian nanny state, non-Christians other than Zionists are suspect and dangerous, and that government should be reduced as much as possible and taxes on the wealthy is class warfare. How can you make anything funny out of that? Hell, how can you make an argument for those positions when those horrible &#039;reality-based&#039; facts suggest otherwise? Now that a Pavlovian response is assured from their base there&#039;s no need for comedy, just reinforcement.
Wingnutz idea of &quot;comedy&quot; is to repeat the crap that Limpballs dishes out, but with a bigger sneer. They always end up sounding like those guys who try to smack-talk at professional wrestling matches.
And have you ever wondered why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? What&#039;s with that?
That&#039;s a bit esoteric for their target audience...
Don Rickles is the benchmark for conservohumor.
Oh, and that newspaper comic about the couple who don&#039;t get along.
This literally IS the answer to Martin Bashir: &quot;See, Bashir&#039;s all wrong about Slavery, because he made <i>this</i> sound like a bad thing! Look at us, CHOMP CHOMP&quot;
OW
tastes like chicken or so I&#039;ve heard
BTW, you know they&#039;ve gotten into the hard drugs when they start singing &#039;fly like a beagle&#039;
I&#039;m gonna watch it on my Obamaphone
All rightwing media consists of constant repetition of messages they consider undeniably true (or pretend to consider true): people are poor because they&#039;re lazy, blacks get unfair advantages but still rely on crime and welfare fraud, liberals want a totalitarian nanny state, non-Christians other than Zionists are suspect and dangerous, and that government should be reduced as much as possible and taxes on the wealthy is class warfare. How can you make anything funny out of that? Hell, how can you make an argument for those positions when those horrible &#039;reality-based&#039; facts suggest otherwise? Now that a Pavlovian response is assured from their base there&#039;s no need for comedy, just reinforcement.
Wingnutz idea of &quot;comedy&quot; is to repeat the crap that Limpballs dishes out, but with a bigger sneer. They always end up sounding like those guys who try to smack-talk at professional wrestling matches.
Just what we need, another laugh track.