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Vienna Woods's avatar

And have you ever wondered why we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway? What's with that?

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

That's a bit esoteric for their target audience...

malsperanza's avatar

Don Rickles is the benchmark for conservohumor.

Oh, and that newspaper comic about the couple who don't get along.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

This literally IS the answer to Martin Bashir: "See, Bashir's all wrong about Slavery, because he made <i>this</i> sound like a bad thing! Look at us, CHOMP CHOMP"

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

tastes like chicken or so I've heard

BTW, you know they've gotten into the hard drugs when they start singing 'fly like a beagle'

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I'm gonna watch it on my Obamaphone

chascates's avatar

All rightwing media consists of constant repetition of messages they consider undeniably true (or pretend to consider true): people are poor because they're lazy, blacks get unfair advantages but still rely on crime and welfare fraud, liberals want a totalitarian nanny state, non-Christians other than Zionists are suspect and dangerous, and that government should be reduced as much as possible and taxes on the wealthy is class warfare. How can you make anything funny out of that? Hell, how can you make an argument for those positions when those horrible 'reality-based' facts suggest otherwise? Now that a Pavlovian response is assured from their base there's no need for comedy, just reinforcement.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Wingnutz idea of "comedy" is to repeat the crap that Limpballs dishes out, but with a bigger sneer. They always end up sounding like those guys who try to smack-talk at professional wrestling matches.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Just what we need, another laugh track.