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"They could bomb my house from Russia"

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I'd be more worried about all the ocean pollution when those rust-buckets fall apart over the Gulf.

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Not close enough to an election, just wait till '16, I know I'll be in my bomb/Ebola/zombie/Ted Cruze shelter.

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What about our precious bodily fluids?

Who is guarding our precious bodily fluids??

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We do it now, but it's in case of gunmen breaking into the school.

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so will they be digging up Brezhnev and propping up in a chair for May Day parades and state functions again?

slightly OT; but I'm predicting Cruz and the rest of the 2016 GOP clown car are going to use this as an excuse to call for the end of net neutrality. Because all internet hacking comes from Russia obvs and wingnuts generally have no idea how the internet works and will be easily scared into believing that the last thing we should do is make the internets a public utility because the government can't do anything as well as private business bitches like protect our nation from the terrorists and BENGHAZI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Perhaps we could get some North Koreans to stand on that fence? They've got like 60 years of experience, and could probably use a break from the bitter winters* up at the 38th parallel.

*yr correspondent lives just a stone's throw south of the fortieth parallel, where it is currently -14C.

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