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Come on man, we're not all assholes down in Georgia-tucky! Plus, I can't sell my fucking house so I can move a couple miles closer to the 21st century.

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I hear that is going over like uh, um, a turd in the pool, no that's not Canadian enough - Like day-old poutine, yeah that's it! Did your guy go to college in the US or something, how did he learn the ways of the Military Industrial complex so well?

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Because they want to.

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apparently natalie merchant is a perfect antidote.

swear to god, can't think of any of my favorite crap pop songs...

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New compromise: gays <i>can</i> have "marriage-like ceremonies" on military bases, but they have to decorate with missile defense systems - and leave them in place afterward.

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That's some Bible!

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The so-called Old Testament is where the Ten Commandments are written. I guess this means those don't count anymore either. WOO HOO! Time for some adultery and some coveting.

If the Bible is instructing the Armed Services Committee on policy, they should pay more attention to the "Thou shalt not kill" part.

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