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Damn! Missed the unicorn again!!

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You just know that this pee-pee tape is real. Even I know that when in Russia, China, North Korea, and likely many friendly countries as well, that they have video machines, and they use them to blackmail even you and me, if the opportunity presents itself. We likely do the same thing. One is wise not to confuse hookers and golden showers with a dark chocolate mint in gold foil placed on your pillow.

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They all are, yet they are too stupid to realize it. Children on a playground, when offered candy by a stranger, have better analytical skills.

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It would crash the Internet, so you will be spared.

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We should all live so long. If Trump goes down, his sick mind will take control. We all go down with him. Putin wins.

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Like the way they held Bush-Chaney accountable.

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Can someone tell me why OBama put him in that position again?

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what about a "fluffybutt" for media appearances? (watching the Aristocats, I found the artists' "anatomically correct" depiction of the cats' rear end kind of disturbing. Bender Rodriguez said it best when he described it as "looking like an asterisk.")

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Thank God this pee tape has knocked the stolen election off the news shows. Also.

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As opposed to all the things they have been getting done? I must have been napping.....

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Yeah, SOME THINGS HAVE GOTTEN DONE. I'm sorry you haven't been paying attention.

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Well, of course, when you yell it like that, it all becomes crystal clear. I thank you.

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*eyeroll* Oh, fuck off.

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You're lovely.

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And you're an ignorant shithead. *BLOCKS YOU*

Go play with your dick, little boy.

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And quite charming.

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