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mailman27's avatar

Damn! Missed the unicorn again!!

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Bill Slider's avatar

You just know that this pee-pee tape is real. Even I know that when in Russia, China, North Korea, and likely many friendly countries as well, that they have video machines, and they use them to blackmail even you and me, if the opportunity presents itself. We likely do the same thing. One is wise not to confuse hookers and golden showers with a dark chocolate mint in gold foil placed on your pillow.

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Bill Slider's avatar

They all are, yet they are too stupid to realize it. Children on a playground, when offered candy by a stranger, have better analytical skills.

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Bill Slider's avatar

It would crash the Internet, so you will be spared.

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Bill Slider's avatar

We should all live so long. If Trump goes down, his sick mind will take control. We all go down with him. Putin wins.

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Bill Slider's avatar

Like the way they held Bush-Chaney accountable.

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ahughes798's avatar

Can someone tell me why OBama put him in that position again?

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H0mer0's avatar

what about a "fluffybutt" for media appearances? (watching the Aristocats, I found the artists' "anatomically correct" depiction of the cats' rear end kind of disturbing. Bender Rodriguez said it best when he described it as "looking like an asterisk.")

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themidniteskulker's avatar

Thank God this pee tape has knocked the stolen election off the news shows. Also.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

As opposed to all the things they have been getting done? I must have been napping.....

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Serai 1's avatar

Yeah, SOME THINGS HAVE GOTTEN DONE. I'm sorry you haven't been paying attention.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

Well, of course, when you yell it like that, it all becomes crystal clear. I thank you.

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Serai 1's avatar

*eyeroll* Oh, fuck off.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

You're lovely.

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Serai 1's avatar

And you're an ignorant shithead. *BLOCKS YOU*

Go play with your dick, little boy.

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Jeffery Campbell's avatar

And quite charming.

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