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Can they at least get the cushions replaced gratis? The old ones all smell like Grandma's diabetes farts.

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I think to think of them as a Human Centipede Ouroboros.

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Well, my good man, average take home pay in my house went up by $1,000 per week under Bush cuts or my name isn't Gordon Gekko.

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no tax cuts. can i haz hobo beans?

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The American people demand bipartisan thumbs.

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HE CALLED REPUBLICANS CRAZED GUN-MEN, BUT, OH NO, HE CALLED SOME LIBERALS "SANCTIMONIOUS" AND NOW MY FEELINGS ARE HURT! Sorry to shout, but, really, this is one meme that really gets my goat.

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You got it. He's making the case for the Republican side 1000 times better than they could have made it themselves.

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Look, as much as I disagree with my fellow libtards about this, it doesn't make me mad, per se, that they're mad/disappointed, it's just this particular part of it (Obama calling some liberals "sanctimonious" and "idealists" is a mortal insult that proves he's a traitor and a Republican, while comparing Republicans to crazed gunmen is a blowjob or something) irritates me to no end.

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I think the next time we should probably try to run a Democratic candidate for president. It's like Barry can't wait to sit at the Repugs lunch table every chance he gets. Then they all laugh and point at the "sanctimonious" nerds sitting on the Dem's side of the room.

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ok newly -empowered lame-duck, balls-to-the-wall, muscle-flexing dems, let's see some actual passage on:

1. don't ask / don't tell 2. DREAM act 3. start treaty

i'll say it again: you still have both houses and the white for the next three weeks.

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Nice of them to get all forceful NOW instead of back in September, when they could have ridden this issue to a not-quite-as-bad ass-kicking! No, leave it for the lame duck, and then do jack-squat, and then non-bindingly resolve to do some more jack-squat. Hooray!

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