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I actually don't want the Senate eliminated. I think it would mean people have to be interested/involved/aware of government all the time. Also, having just the House would be ridiculous, as the the legislative branch would change every 2 years and there would be no continuity.

I am in favor of term limits, really age limits. 75-80 is too damn old for this. Also, in the current Congress, if someone can't use email they are not qualified to be in office in the 21st Century.

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Would the Shake-It-More-Than-Three-Times Rule apply to this?

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Is that the definition of a successful night in Utah?

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Just a reminder: Republicans are being just as obstructionist as they would have been if we had called witnesses in the second impeachment of Biff.

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All guns do is knock your duck lips off.

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There are places where a gun license or hunting license are valid forms of voter-ID, but a college ID card isn't.

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<curses meth cooks for the (∞+1)th time>

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A somewhat reasonable argument against that is that it disproportionately impacts the poor, who wouldn't be able to get an otherwise legal gun for hunting for food or self-protection.

(I don't particularly think that's a good argument, but it's at least somewhat connected to reality.)

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Ta, Dok.

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RIGHT? My mother is a lifelong Republican, who's starting to slowly back away from the GOP, but most of the rubes NEVER fucking catch on that NOTHING Fox News says EVER comes true.

Remember the rampant inflation that O'Bummer was going to cause with his reckless spending? Also, JADE HELM!!!!

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Making it black was a nice touch.

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My aunt (by marriage) is a staunch Republican, but she refused to vote for Dolt45. Both of her (now grown) children are daughters. We had great fun one day, bagging on the P***y Grabber, until she brought up how much she liked ZEGS.

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Mind you, that WAS a hypothetical.

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Ta-pocketa-pocketa

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Looks like I was off by a wafer-thin margin. Sumimasen.

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Obviously, Penelope Pussycat is a predominantly black cat 😉

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