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Living off of a generous government-funded health care program too, as I recall. And more vacay than your average worker.

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Gym is as good at finding whistleblowers as he is investigating sexual assault.

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No wonder Gym didn’t want to share any notes taken when he spoke to “dozens” of these “whistleblowers” if these were the best three examples.

As the exchange went on, Hill’s attorney, Jason Foster, begged the Democratic counsel to stop asking about his client’s tweets.

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We had a chance with a contempt of congress indictment against Meadows but Garland nixed that, with no explanation. If Meadows is providing more evidence than in that first tranche of documents before he clammed up, there seems to be no evidence of it. Such as appearing in front of grand juries or indictments of Trump associates implicated by Meadows

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Face it, when you have so little evidence nothing it's no wonder the "hearings" are a shitshow. FIFY.

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Nelson Muntz

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Nothing at all strange about dudes in leotards groping each other. It was even more not strange when they did it naked in the Olden Days. Yup, perfectly straight and not at all gropey and weird.

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It ought to be mandated by all people of good sense for that response to be made at his verbal tic

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I terminated a pregnancy with the pills. I inserted one and ingested the other orally the next day and in a few hours, it was done. They told me it wasn't as effective after ten weeks and they would not prescribe it that late.

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Self awareness not his strong suit...

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So these "whistleblowers" are a trio of right-wing kooks who got pushed out of the FBI for not doing their jobs. To them "whistleblowing" means bitching that their bosses didn't take their stupid fucked-up political opinions seriously.

Jordan said he had "dozens" of whistleblowers ready to go. So, three down and...at least 21 to go?

I think those remaining 21 will turn out to be great friends with all the Secret Service agents who were going to charge up to Capitol Hill to refute Cassidy Hutchinson's testimony about Trump having a shitfit in the limo on Jan. 6. They probably go on double-dates all the time with their Canadian girlfriends.

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"Banana Republicans" does have a nice ring to it.

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A public letter to FBI Director Chris Wray ranting about Ray Epps and demanding to know “Why didn’t the FBI open a civil rights violation investigation concerning the killing of Ashli Babbit?” doesn't cut it. Nor does shit you heard at the bar after work.

You put that well, although, to be fair, the shit you heard at the bar after work might conceivably be true, whereas anything you hear from these chucklefucks? Nah.

Speaking of which three men walk into a bar: Jim Jordan, Matt Schlapp, and Dr. Richard Strauss (The Ohio State Groping Team doctor, not the composer.)

BARTENDER: What'll it be, gentlemen?

JORDAN: I'll have Nothing. In fact, Nothing all around, on me.

BARTENDER (glaring); So, the usual?

SCHLAPP: So, Doc. Long time, no see. Why'd you miss CPAC 23?

DOC: Well, you know, I'm kind of jailed and dead and I only get out on a sort of work-release to appear in Three-Men-Walk-Into-a-Bar jokes.

GYM J: I am staring off into the middle distance, oblivious to the sounds of the obvious.

SCHLAPP: Too bad. It's a great occasion to encounter strapping, colossally naive young Conservative lads who will submit to anything and don't think that Charlie Kirk in a diaper, or even myself, portends anything weird.

GYM J: How about this? Committee on Woke Stuff? I hope I wouldn't have to wear a suit and tie. That would constrict my ability to look the other way.

BARKEEPER: So, anything you would like?

ALL THREE: Yes but all the young patrons seem to have stampeded for the exit. Damn their wokedness!

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Gym Jordan's hearings were "amature hour". Face it, when you have so little evidence it's no wonder the "hearings' are a shitshow.

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