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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

If Boner would wear a teal suit (gah!!) he would become part of the <a href="http:\/\/theabyssgazes.blogspot.com\/2010\/03\/teal-and-orange-hollywood-please-stop.html" target="_blank">teal and orange conspiracy</a>

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

They defunded <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Goatman_\(Maryland\)" target="_blank">Goatman</a>?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

bah bah blah sheep have you any skittles? yes sir, yes sir one bag... BANG!

the end

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're not that nervous about Boehner

because whiskey dick

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

sort of like the DHS color coded threat levels

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

as long as they didn't touch goatse

diogenez's avatar

Anarchy for the USA?

Shypixel's avatar

John's Boehner doesn't measure up no matter which metric you choose.

schmannity's avatar

This is a very baaaad development.

Shypixel's avatar

Nits need picking here: Our concern troll tea party friends would undoubtedly like to point out that they have not been "repealing" the Affordable Care Act. They have been rolling back sections of it and de-funding other sections.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

Boner's best hope is to judge GOP success by how much they've <i>failed</i>. Or how many poors they've screwed. Or how many abortion providers they've shut down.

Winner! Winner! Winner!

Shypixel's avatar

They shut down the Sheep Improvement Center because the Center was close to understanding Sheep speech.

What are they trying to cover up? Irresponsible not to speculate, eh?

chascates's avatar

For starters they can repeal the federal law against use of marijuana and then move on to repealing the pay raises they've voted for themselves.