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Shypixel's avatar

Slutty Whore Vaginas: The best kind of vaginas.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Touchin' his spout? Can't vacuum him out.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

As soon as they can get the Supreme Court to rule that Corporate political donations "are Children."

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Mahousu's avatar

Ben Ghazi - he was that guy on "Run for Your Life," right? Kind of ironic, he thinks he's running from some incurable disease, only to be killed by Nazis. D'oh!

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Shypixel's avatar

Not from this house. When I lived on Mt. Jumbo, I would see bears frequently in the spring. A guy even hit one on his bike a few years back (it just ran away). You don't see the mountain lions. They see you. If you see one, you're probably in a lot of trouble...

My house is in the valley now though, and only the most seriously wayward bear makes it down here.

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Mahousu's avatar

True fact: <a href="http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/history\/govern\/trains.asp" target="_blank">Mussolini didn't make the trains run on time</a>; he just shot anyone who complained about them being late.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Love that fiscal conservatism, Amirite?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They'd rather pass a law allowing the government to have unlimited powers to identify and track fetuses

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

If I'm a gent who loves Jessica Alba's underwater derrière and the Oregon Duck cheerleaders should I be worried too also?

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Vienna Woods's avatar

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SullivanSt's avatar

So by their standards, doesn't this mean we should now impeach them all for violating their oath of office?

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Shypixel's avatar

Almost. Missoula, Montana.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

In 2014 the GNoP Representatives must go before the voters, along with their third of the US Senate and various Governors. What are the accomplishments they are going to present?

Right through here, the roster is shorter than Duh Gov's list of successes.

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Shypixel's avatar

On days like this, it makes me happy to remember that I can ride my bike to work along a wooded river path, and see Osprey, Eagles, Deer, Rabbits, and various other wildlife, along with the stunningly dramatic vistas of the Bitterroot and Sapphire Mountains and the Hellgate Canyon.

Also: that I have a job where I can smoke a big fat bowl right before that bike ride. Sure takes the edge off of shit like this.

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Shypixel's avatar

Today's GOP, because Empty Posturing is the VERY BEST KIND of posturing.

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Mahousu's avatar

Look, say what you will about the Nazis, but at least they made the trains run on time.

The trains to the concentration camps, admittedly, but ...

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