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Slutty Whore Vaginas: The best kind of vaginas.

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Touchin' his spout? Can't vacuum him out.

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As soon as they can get the Supreme Court to rule that Corporate political donations "are Children."

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Ben Ghazi - he was that guy on "Run for Your Life," right? Kind of ironic, he thinks he's running from some incurable disease, only to be killed by Nazis. D'oh!

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Not from this house. When I lived on Mt. Jumbo, I would see bears frequently in the spring. A guy even hit one on his bike a few years back (it just ran away). You don't see the mountain lions. They see you. If you see one, you're probably in a lot of trouble...

My house is in the valley now though, and only the most seriously wayward bear makes it down here.

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True fact: <a href="http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/history\/govern\/trains.asp" target="_blank">Mussolini didn't make the trains run on time</a>; he just shot anyone who complained about them being late.

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Love that fiscal conservatism, Amirite?

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They'd rather pass a law allowing the government to have unlimited powers to identify and track fetuses

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If I'm a gent who loves Jessica Alba's underwater derrière and the Oregon Duck cheerleaders should I be worried too also?

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So by their standards, doesn't this mean we should now impeach them all for violating their oath of office?

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Almost. Missoula, Montana.

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In 2014 the GNoP Representatives must go before the voters, along with their third of the US Senate and various Governors. What are the accomplishments they are going to present?

Right through here, the roster is shorter than Duh Gov's list of successes.

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On days like this, it makes me happy to remember that I can ride my bike to work along a wooded river path, and see Osprey, Eagles, Deer, Rabbits, and various other wildlife, along with the stunningly dramatic vistas of the Bitterroot and Sapphire Mountains and the Hellgate Canyon.

Also: that I have a job where I can smoke a big fat bowl right before that bike ride. Sure takes the edge off of shit like this.

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Today's GOP, because Empty Posturing is the VERY BEST KIND of posturing.

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Look, say what you will about the Nazis, but at least they made the trains run on time.

The trains to the concentration camps, admittedly, but ...

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