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SullivanSt's avatar

It all, tragically, makes sense in Wingnuttopia, where no public sector employee has a family or does a good job. When you assume <em>a priori</em> that public sector = doing bad job, and refuse to even consider the possibility that this is not the case, of course you'll be against bonuses. You'll also be a horrible person. Oh hai, entire GOP.

Shypixel's avatar

Did something give you the impression that BadSkullF*ckingDog was a nice doggie?

Was it the <em>Bad</em> or the <em>Skullf*cking</em>?

Shypixel's avatar

Just realized that in my rush to be clever, I butchered your name.

At least I got the most important bit right...

fuflans's avatar

oh, you know, wars of choice.

fuflans's avatar

seriously. 'go fuck yourself' is about all i got.

PubOption's avatar

Unfortunately, they see the buildings and expensive cars on K Street, and have their prejudices confirmed.

Capt.Jim's avatar

Dont say that around Meadows he will say take off

bobbert's avatar

"For a while"?

Lefty Mark's avatar

North Carolina is a lab accident.

Shypixel's avatar

In the spirit of solidarity with my federal employee brethren, I, the Shypixel, will voluntarily smoke 20% less weed until this scourge of austerity has been defeated.

Well... maybe 10%.

5?

I'll think about you with sympathy. (I won't. Sorry.)

Shypixel's avatar

by <em>instead</em>, do you really mean <em>in addition to</em>?

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...wait, so what you are saying is that Republicans get bonuses for <strong>NOT</strong> doing anything in Congress?!?!

Shypixel's avatar

Good point. They probably have people for that.

Spurning Beer's avatar

Austerity for thee, bonuses for me. That's just science.

I <i>LURV</i> America. It's just the 51% of its population that does not subscribe to my cultural views that I hate with a white-hot fury.

God is love, assholes!

Lot_49's avatar

I for one welcome our new overlord, the esteemed Mr Gerry Mander.

Lot_49's avatar

Actually heard Sec Hegel say, "Yes, downsizing the Army is bad, but if Congress keeps cutting our budget we'll have to reduce funding for weapons systems." Heaven forfend!