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It all, tragically, makes sense in Wingnuttopia, where no public sector employee has a family or does a good job. When you assume <em>a priori</em> that public sector = doing bad job, and refuse to even consider the possibility that this is not the case, of course you'll be against bonuses. You'll also be a horrible person. Oh hai, entire GOP.

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Did something give you the impression that BadSkullF*ckingDog was a nice doggie?

Was it the <em>Bad</em> or the <em>Skullf*cking</em>?

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Just realized that in my rush to be clever, I butchered your name.

At least I got the most important bit right...

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oh, you know, wars of choice.

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seriously. 'go fuck yourself' is about all i got.

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Unfortunately, they see the buildings and expensive cars on K Street, and have their prejudices confirmed.

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Dont say that around Meadows he will say take off

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"For a while"?

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North Carolina is a lab accident.

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In the spirit of solidarity with my federal employee brethren, I, the Shypixel, will voluntarily smoke 20% less weed until this scourge of austerity has been defeated.

Well... maybe 10%.

5?

I'll think about you with sympathy. (I won't. Sorry.)

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by <em>instead</em>, do you really mean <em>in addition to</em>?

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...wait, so what you are saying is that Republicans get bonuses for <strong>NOT</strong> doing anything in Congress?!?!

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Good point. They probably have people for that.

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Austerity for thee, bonuses for me. That's just science.

I <i>LURV</i> America. It's just the 51% of its population that does not subscribe to my cultural views that I hate with a white-hot fury.

God is love, assholes!

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I for one welcome our new overlord, the esteemed Mr Gerry Mander.

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Actually heard Sec Hegel say, "Yes, downsizing the Army is bad, but if Congress keeps cutting our budget we'll have to reduce funding for weapons systems." Heaven forfend!

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