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And, as non-elected incumbent, he could run for TWO more terms.

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Yep, that's called "Doing it right."

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Yep, that's called "Doing it wrong."

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"Ssssh guys, come on, don't make us look crazy!" said Steve King to an empty space next to him, adding "my unicorn friend here promised he'd take Bop Bop the Leprechaun to Mars in his hot air balloon, and keep him out of my hair during work hours! Sometimes I wish he was a little more reliable, like Wee Emmett. You know Wee Emmett, my underpants hamster?"

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and tossing red meat to their drooling, hateful base

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Raving and drooling they fell on his neck with a scream...

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This bunch will still be trying to inpeach even after Obammy has left office,I can see them holding Issa hearing to have his name and the 8 yrs erased from history.See that way all the dumbfuckery that has came out of their heads will not really of happened.If only Obammy would show real leadership and inpeach himself then we could show him some love and that we really are not racist asswipes

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Another nail the Republicans want to hammer into democracy's coffin. Impeach Clinton to undo that election. Bush v Gore, of course. Voter ID laws. Keep Obama off the ballot (birf cert.). Voting Rights Act. Lifetime bans on felons -- who are still citizens after all -- voting.

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the hobby lobby, as it were

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boy are you naive, they've already started...

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inexcusable

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too bad it didn't last

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You'd almost think he doesn't know who voted Obama into office. Twice.

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At least Pee Wee had the sense to do all of his wanking in public in a darkened theater, rather than a committee room.

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President Voldemort

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Dear GOP,

Here is the difference between us impeaching one of your presidents, and you impeaching one of ours: YOUR GUY TRIED TO SUBVERT THE CONSTITUTION. OUR GUY GOT LAID A LOT.

This is why our impeachment succeeded and yours failed.

/history lesson

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