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Those were not meant to be factual votes.

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Insincere shitheels behave exactly as advertised.

Isn't there a parable about a snake that ends with "But...you knew I was a snake!"

The only surprising thing in this story is that they wrote it as a letter rather than the usual means of message delivery: FOX News.

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certainly if you are a white man you are repressed.

especially so if you pay taxes.

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Sadly, Obama will probably try to "stand tall" on this issue -- which just makes his balls better targets for the rethugs.

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They took away his "Perfect Wave"™ hair gel.

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I wouldn't mind seeing some of the violence inherent in the system. From our side, I mean.

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i campaigned for o'bama in both MI and IN. the only thing anyone could talk about in either state was abortion. yes, the economy was terrible. yes, we were in wars we couldn't afford. yes, wall street had just tanked the economy. but <i>obama likes abortions</i>.

i had a long conversation with an absolutely angelic blond who couldn't have been more than 22. she had SIX children, she was unmarried, she had no job and she was living on welfare.

but she just couldn't vote for barry because, you know, democrates!! abortions!!!

it all made me very very sad.

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on the plus side, it sounds like they're all hot and bothered b/c it's actually working.

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The 6 stages of repub grieving:

1) Too horrible and shocking; it can’t possibly be true; 2) It’s not true; 3) You can’t prove it’s true; 4) Why are you trying to prove it’s true? 5) It’s disgusting that you’ve proved it’s true; 6) What’s the big deal anyway?

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GOP '12:

"Sure it hurts...you're being screwed by an elephant"

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sigh...we can dream.

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