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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Insincere shitheels behave exactly as advertised.

Isn't there a parable about a snake that ends with "But...you knew I was a snake!"

The only surprising thing in this story is that they wrote it as a letter rather than the usual means of message delivery: FOX News.

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fuflans's avatar

certainly if you are a white man you are repressed.

especially so if you pay taxes.

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The Quirk's avatar

Sadly, Obama will probably try to "stand tall" on this issue -- which just makes his balls better targets for the rethugs.

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The Quirk's avatar

They took away his "Perfect Wave"™ hair gel.

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The Quirk's avatar

I wouldn't mind seeing some of the violence inherent in the system. From our side, I mean.

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fuflans's avatar

i campaigned for o'bama in both MI and IN. the only thing anyone could talk about in either state was abortion. yes, the economy was terrible. yes, we were in wars we couldn't afford. yes, wall street had just tanked the economy. but <i>obama likes abortions</i>.

i had a long conversation with an absolutely angelic blond who couldn't have been more than 22. she had SIX children, she was unmarried, she had no job and she was living on welfare.

but she just couldn't vote for barry because, you know, democrates!! abortions!!!

it all made me very very sad.

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fuflans's avatar

on the plus side, it sounds like they're all hot and bothered b/c it's actually working.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

The 6 stages of repub grieving:

1) Too horrible and shocking; it can’t possibly be true; 2) It’s not true; 3) You can’t prove it’s true; 4) Why are you trying to prove it’s true? 5) It’s disgusting that you’ve proved it’s true; 6) What’s the big deal anyway?

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Joshua Norton's avatar

GOP '12:

"Sure it hurts...you're being screwed by an elephant"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

sigh...we can dream.

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