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chascates's avatar

<i>It's clearly a budget, it has a lot of numbers in it.</i> Pres. George W. Bush, May 5, 2000

fuflans's avatar

see, if egypt were less a 'middle east ally that we don't need to invade that isn't israel' and more a 'middle east trouble spot that we do need to invade' they wouldn't be getting their budget slashed.

really, it serves them right.

PsycWench's avatar

Wish I could give you a hundred thumbs up. If I have time to go to our computer lab later...

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They could save 20% just by using Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons for everything. Plus cut 15% of Congressional seats. Selling Texas to Mexico would raise a few bucks and it's a win-win: they get to secede, our national averages go up. (Don't forget to act sad when they go: "Hasta la vista Texas. I don't know how we'll get along without you.")

BarackMyWorld's avatar

If the Tea Party and the Republicans really think firing thousands of people will help the economy, they are clearly stupid and should never be listened to again.

PsycWench's avatar

Even better, turn back all budget items related to technology to 1950.

SheriffRoscoe's avatar

You could put trucknutz on a caboose, and it still wouldn't do Amtrak any good in dumbfuckistan.

(I know, my post makes no sense, but when will I ever get the chance to type "put trucknutz on a caboose" again?)

chascates's avatar

The obvious solution is to declare war on Switzerland, invade, and take all their money.