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Also2Something's avatar

Also too:

How dark is their complexion? Are their parents ill-eagles? Are they the right kind of Xtian denomination?

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Also2Something's avatar

Chocolate pudding snack cups to be eaten & finger painting murals to be made in Rep. Steve King's office.

Soiled laundry & Kleenex to be stored in Sen. Phil Gingrey's office.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Could be worse . . . the Republican teabaggers could be passing their idiotic ideas into law.

Paralysis is preferable, and the longer it goes on the worse the GOP looks. By the time election day rolls around, only the most irredeemable conservatards -- and Fucks Gnus viewers -- will believe it's "Obama's fault."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"...take out the bits that kill, maim, disenfranchise or impoverish most people..."

And where's the fun in <i>that?</i>

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Those are starting to look like the "good old days", aren't they?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

principle, principal . . . what's that called again?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

But do you have a<i> <a href="http:\/\/mathworld.wolfram.com\/DevilsCurve.html" target="_blank">favorite</a>?</i>

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diogenez's avatar

Who wants to punch old bacon face? I know I do.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Could it be "The Golden Shitmuffin"? Same Ted Cruz face though, and the little trucknutz below the chin.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The chicken might have gotten away, but they will keep fucking that ill-eagle.

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The Quirk's avatar

Our concerns-- actually running the fucking country.

Their concerns-- getting re-elected, which you'd think would make them at least respect OUR concerns-- until you realize that with gerrymandering, the only threat to their seats is somebody wingnuttier than them. Really, all they're really interested in is sucking off enough corporate johns to put money in their re-election campaigns.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

then they'd complain about that...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought it was John Boehner's nuts after Cruz was done with them...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

the sad part is there probably is an Evanescence cover band out there somewhere

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that's the problem- anything more complex than a crayon drawing and their base has no damn idea what is even going on...

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