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They secretly support sister/brother marriage and using one's sperm to increase crop yields.

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Ah! There it is! THANK YOU

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The video where Arnold Schwartzenegger is farting is the first contender for this, right?

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<i>Politico recently learned that social media numbers can be faked?</i>

Politico has been adept at utilizing social media for some time now. They're always bragging about using "The Twitters", "Myspace", "that other thing".

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I've seen the quality of their "work". I prefer them doing stupid things like this instead.

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Fair warning: anyone copying Jabba The Christie will hear from my copyright lawyer.

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Witch doctor costumes, also. (Accessorized with bones from aforementioned fried chicken.)

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Being a Republican means never having to say: "You know, I think I've learned something today..."

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Most of them are going to need both hands and a flashlight.

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so this summer house republican will be wearing skirts. painting their faces blue and engaging in some sort of fantasy battle?

sounds about right.

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Will the My Little Pony fanfiction repository include an "adult" subcategory? Asking for a friend (that friend might be actor212).

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