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Rarian Rakista's avatar

They secretly support sister/brother marriage and using one's sperm to increase crop yields.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The video where Arnold Schwartzenegger is farting is the first contender for this, right?

Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Politico recently learned that social media numbers can be faked?</i>

Politico has been adept at utilizing social media for some time now. They're always bragging about using "The Twitters", "Myspace", "that other thing".

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I've seen the quality of their "work". I prefer them doing stupid things like this instead.

schmannity's avatar

Fair warning: anyone copying Jabba The Christie will hear from my copyright lawyer.

Painter of Goats's avatar

Witch doctor costumes, also. (Accessorized with bones from aforementioned fried chicken.)

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Being a Republican means never having to say: "You know, I think I've learned something today..."

Painter of Goats's avatar

Most of them are going to need both hands and a flashlight.

fuflans's avatar

so this summer house republican will be wearing skirts. painting their faces blue and engaging in some sort of fantasy battle?

sounds about right.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

Will the My Little Pony fanfiction repository include an "adult" subcategory? Asking for a friend (that friend might be actor212).