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Presumably the local funds would be the salary/cost of people who have to approve paperwork for new pot dispensaries? I suggest those people go ahead and provide their services pro bono. I'm sure the people of DC will find a way to compensate them privately.

See, the GOP is just trying to defund government so private interests can step in and do it even better! :P

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Tommy Boy is like my favorite uncle among the presidents, but I wish he would keep his hands off the help when the children come to visit.

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I was not drunk or crazy when I voted to legalize last month, GOP. Yes, we did mean to do that and you should mind your own damn business!

I can only assume that unemployment is 0% in all of their districts and there are no other pressing issues that their constituents might care about. SMH.

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"The Orion launch keeps holding because Jesus isn't ready to lift it up. Thanks, Obama!"

-The GOP, probably

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"Opposition prep"

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With all the telephone sanitizers.

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The Moon is like moving into the dorm in a school about an hour from home. You can still call mom if you run out of underwear, and living there will give you an idea of what a duplex across the state is like.

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