Speaker of the House John Boehner is going to have to hit the sauce and say ALL the swearssohard because he just failed to get his party to pass a bill to keep funding the Department of Homeland Security. Patriotism! Despite all the tough talk from Boehner about how those lousy stinkin' obstructionist Democrats had better help him save face and get his job done -- hey, making sure the department in charge of securing our homeland
Coming in from London from over the pole flying in a big airliner is a bitch going through TSA and customs at JFK. Imagine its not going to get any better if they aren't getting paid. Time to break out that old sports cup.
One of my friends who was with a government agency the last time there was a shut down and checks were held up said there was no effort to adjust the automatic tax deductions when the catch up payment was made resulting in his net pay being short for the few weeks and he had to wait until he did his taxes before he recouped the money.
There are times I wish we libs had the feckless disregard for Americans that conservatives did, so we could run a whole line of bullshit about ISIS in Wisconsin, or Ohio, or someplace red so that these fucks would be forced to deal.
These faux dramas generate screen time for backbenchers. Veterinary-Congressman Ted Yoho (R, Animal Kingdom) isn't ordinarily much of a "get" for Facebeard.
. . . and for dessert . . . popcorn!
Rachel's new mascot? . . . to replace the owl?
is a Cat D-9 considered a 'cavity probe'
Why don't we just put a paper bag and gag over Chuck Todd's head and then say we didn't.
Emo Phillip's joke about that is funny because it's true.
Fifty-four forty or fight!
Sharia creeps.
Phil Robertson.
NNY secedes from the rest of the state to merge with you as West Newgreenland.
Deumfuckistan for anything from Kentucky south to the Gulf of Mexico except the open city of New Orleans
Pink Freude
Coming in from London from over the pole flying in a big airliner is a bitch going through TSA and customs at JFK. Imagine its not going to get any better if they aren't getting paid. Time to break out that old sports cup.
One of my friends who was with a government agency the last time there was a shut down and checks were held up said there was no effort to adjust the automatic tax deductions when the catch up payment was made resulting in his net pay being short for the few weeks and he had to wait until he did his taxes before he recouped the money.
There are times I wish we libs had the feckless disregard for Americans that conservatives did, so we could run a whole line of bullshit about ISIS in Wisconsin, or Ohio, or someplace red so that these fucks would be forced to deal.
Maybe if they attached a repeal to the ACA to the bill as well? That would really force to Democrats to cave!
These faux dramas generate screen time for backbenchers. Veterinary-Congressman Ted Yoho (R, Animal Kingdom) isn't ordinarily much of a "get" for Facebeard.