The House of Representatives -- we thought they went home, for godssakes! -- is considering a nonbinding resolution that "strongly disapproves of attempts to ban references to Christmas." This vital bit of stance-taking allows its 36 co-sponsors -- including two Democrats, so bipartisan! -- to make it clear to the American public that they are utterly opposed to the widespread perception that someone, somewhere, is banning Christmas. Because while it's not really happening in any systematic way, they certainly wouldn't want their constituents to think they were
The worst of this War on Christmas is the television. All them commercials with a fat guy in red delivering presents, but none of them companies are allowed to talk about the niño Jesús, the BVM, or the supposed baby-daddy, Pepé.
You want to pursue this War on Christmas? Drone strikes on the television stations!!
We don't celebrate Christsakesmas in this country anyway. We celebrate giving shit to people who don't need it/don't like it/are gonna return it anyway. But Dog forbid we give anything to the neediest among us, because fuck them. I think this country may be beyond saving. They have managed to put out my Xmas spirit like a bad bulb on Cindy Lou Who's tree. Again. Happy freakin' HOLIDAYS, y'all.
I actually ended up getting sucked into a facederp argument about that for a comment about killing a tree for Christ. The other guy refused to believe that old growth forests get cleared for tree plantations thus hurting the environment, refused to acknowledge the refuse problem all those trees cause every January and actually had the gall to claim that it was about job creation- because of course the one guy that gets paid to watch those fuckers grow for five years and the few thousand who get three weeks worth of work out of chopping, transporting and finally selling them from some mall parking lot are going to make a real difference in our economy. At that point I quietly backed away and let it go out of respect for the third party whose page it was because I didn't want to threadjack over Christmas of all things (besides that person was probably laughing her ass off over the idiocy)
Good Lord, can someone explain to these idjits that the etymology of the word 'holidays' is Holy Days? STFU with your phony persecution act, you whiny imbeciles...
Breaking : sources close to Vatican City leaked that Pope Francis signed an alliance with Santa Claus to put back "Christ" in Christianity.
I’m pretty sure most atheists believe in Christmas, actually. Unlike Jehovah, the evidence that Christmas exists is pretty damn overwhelming.
plus a few years of looking at foot tall saplings where those 100 year old trees once grew
although if you arranged them in a pose on your rooftop where they appear to be inflating each other...
just in time to pimp chocolate rabbits and hard boiled eggs for Easter
this is why they don't have time for immigration reform
needs moar gay apparel
yet Phil the duckfucker is the real victim here
I raise you a fuck these motherfuckers. I couldn't have said it better.
The worst of this War on Christmas is the television. All them commercials with a fat guy in red delivering presents, but none of them companies are allowed to talk about the niño Jesús, the BVM, or the supposed baby-daddy, Pepé.
You want to pursue this War on Christmas? Drone strikes on the television stations!!
What about all the trees murdered each year just to be hung with tacky crap and then thrown to the curb when the melee subsides?
We don't celebrate Christsakesmas in this country anyway. We celebrate giving shit to people who don't need it/don't like it/are gonna return it anyway. But Dog forbid we give anything to the neediest among us, because fuck them. I think this country may be beyond saving. They have managed to put out my Xmas spirit like a bad bulb on Cindy Lou Who's tree. Again. Happy freakin' HOLIDAYS, y'all.
I actually ended up getting sucked into a facederp argument about that for a comment about killing a tree for Christ. The other guy refused to believe that old growth forests get cleared for tree plantations thus hurting the environment, refused to acknowledge the refuse problem all those trees cause every January and actually had the gall to claim that it was about job creation- because of course the one guy that gets paid to watch those fuckers grow for five years and the few thousand who get three weeks worth of work out of chopping, transporting and finally selling them from some mall parking lot are going to make a real difference in our economy. At that point I quietly backed away and let it go out of respect for the third party whose page it was because I didn't want to threadjack over Christmas of all things (besides that person was probably laughing her ass off over the idiocy)
at least Cindy Lou grew up to be a cute goth chick singer with a penchant for wearing too much eyeliner and showing her tits- so there is that
Good Lord, can someone explain to these idjits that the etymology of the word 'holidays' is Holy Days? STFU with your phony persecution act, you whiny imbeciles...
don't worry, this will never be law- it's just example 448 of petulant GOP foot stamping and self pity
Breaking : sources close to Vatican City leaked that Pope Francis signed an alliance with Santa Claus to put back "Christ" in Christianity.
Happy Appropriate Winter Festival!
I’m pretty sure most atheists believe in Christmas, actually. Unlike Jehovah, the evidence that Christmas exists is pretty damn overwhelming.