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bobbert's avatar

Actually, I think it's because the handlers train the dogs to respond to cues from the handler. But I'm just like that.

Spurning Beer's avatar

I'll be taking the rest of the year off, too, suckers. Freedom apparently can be free, after all.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

So long as they don't play golf during their Congressional recess, it's fine.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

How long you been waiting to use that?

The Quirk's avatar

Someone might explain "buy local" to the welfarers in Colorado, as well.

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

But if you wants to use your gummint muneez to buy guns and ammo, we're totally cool with that.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Hey, I resemble a descendant of that remark.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Nothing satisfies the munchies like a nice lobster.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Peyton Manning is the kind of moderate Republican I could vote for, maybe.