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bobbert's avatar

Actually, I think it's because the handlers train the dogs to respond to cues from the handler. But I'm just like that.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I'll be taking the rest of the year off, too, suckers. Freedom apparently can be free, after all.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

So long as they don't play golf during their Congressional recess, it's fine.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

How long you been waiting to use that?

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The Quirk's avatar

Someone might explain "buy local" to the welfarers in Colorado, as well.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

But if you wants to use your gummint muneez to buy guns and ammo, we're totally cool with that.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Hey, I resemble a descendant of that remark.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Nothing satisfies the munchies like a nice lobster.

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Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Peyton Manning is the kind of moderate Republican I could vote for, maybe.

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