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Alyce Catherman's avatar

#7 is a joke right? No baby survives abortion. Abortions don't kill babies, they rid a woman's body of some unwanted tissue.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Couldn't they have changed the rules so that the votes of black members only count 3/5 of those of white members of Congress?

There's precedent, after all.

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LaurenAZGoodGirl's avatar

I wonder if these ReThugliCon numbnuts ever read Don Quixote? Because all they do is joust at shadows of windmills. Talking of passing laws for things that are either already illegal or else utter non-threats except in their twisted, genitalia-addled anxieties. Yet their imbecilic grievance cult followers lap up their faux acts of derring-do.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

I've been thinking occasionally that this is the 30th anniversary of the swearing-in and seating of the 104th Congress, the flood of Republicans and newbies that, up until recently, seemed like the biggest collection of absolute idiots we'd ever witness in those chambers. We even had "patriot militia" sympathizers as Representatives! That's when we got the Republican Revolution, when they thought they'd finally established their permanent hold on power, there was no limit, and even goddamn PBS was showing conservative programs. Of course, the Thousand Year Reich only lasted until 1996, when Clinton was re-elected, and they went batshit and decided no Democrat would ever be a validly elected President again.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

While I hate to point this out (because I believe Republicans should be blamed for virtually every bad or annoying thing), I don't think the requirements for getting a Real ID were invented by the Republicans. I've been reading for several years that people need to become aware of the requirements for a Real ID. The government has pushed the deadline out several times already.

We'll see if they're really going to start enforcing this in May.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

...so if there's a pentagram on my driver's license, it's super-real valid. Has anyone informed the GOP of this troubling intrusion of Marxist witchcraft Satanism into our any-day-now great America?

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Because these people can't write, they would render normie citizens--even Trump voters!--subject to deportation for certain subjective interpretations of their nonsense. Maybe they let AI write this, or maybe they SHOULD have let AI do it.

Hint: start with "faulty parallels," GOPers, then if you think you understand that beg God for forgiveness and declare your sins. Not the grammatical ones. The SIN-tactical ones.

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Peter MacMonagle's avatar

I notice no protections for pregnant women.

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CJLB's avatar

Numbers 1-12: Not a bit about helping American people and families. These people...these people are horrid.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

Well, once we get rid of all the FURRINERS and all that, THEN we can start on families.

But I'm sure they think banning transes from sports is somehow "helping families" because something something cishet Christianity.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Idiocy, mediocrity, and incompetence all rolled into a greasy cotton ball.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Sanctuary cities don't have to worry about losing their federal funding. Red states and cities that toe the Republican line to the letter won't get any federal funding either, because these guys are incompetent.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

THIS is what it looks like when you get rid of diversity, equity, and inclusion. Just an endless sea of mediocre white male faces.

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Pere Ubu's avatar

"Doughy guys, lumpy doughy guys"

#MST3K

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

I question whether they even make it to "mediocre".

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FuzzyLogician's avatar

Everyone should have something to aspire to.

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Andy Reed's avatar

I just checked the official school and college records of all 17 of these white chairs, and what I found was that their IQ came to just under 170 --- collectively. (Apparently Gym Jordan's total brought the average down.)

A tidbit from my research: the committee chairs' assigned seats in the House chamber -- the actual chairs they sit on -- have a higher IQ than they do.

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RB's avatar

One of the committee chairs, Tom Cole, is an enrolled member of the Chickasaw nation. There are three republican congressman from Oklahoma who are Native American: Cole, Markwayne Mullin, and Josh Brecheen.

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Vic's avatar

Self-hatred (warranted in their cases) knows no ethnic or tribal boundaries, apparently.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Why don't they go back to where they came from?

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

I have never seen a bunch of blokes who looked more pinkly Caucasian.

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WokeGrandma's avatar

Pink-faced old men from consuming too much alcohol.

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Gammarae's avatar

wow, they mentioned domestic violence. as a BAD thing. of course, it's just an excuse to give all law enforcement officers the power to charge every brown person with DV as well as whatever else they want to, but holy smoke--who'da thought they'd notice?

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