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fuflans's avatar

i have ALWAYS thought that shopping list was a libtard plant.

discuss.

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Martini Glambassador's avatar

You've almost got it. Add some heartfelt claptrap about war veterans, real AMERICAN values and soccer moms, and you've got the whole Republican talking points in a nutshell. It doesn't mean anything constructive, but sure hits you right in your patriotic gut.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Someone has said "GOP, if you want to start changing laws, you need to win some elections."

I don't think that's really the problem. They need to get some non-shitty policies first.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Glob grant me the hypocrisy to challenge what I can not change, the malice to fuck up the things that I can and the derpitude to not know the difference.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Pfft. The "American People", those idiots don't even vote.

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Ikimizi's avatar

That was my reaction, and I'd love to send it to my mostly very conservative family, but I'm outnumbered, and things would get ugly fast.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

They should start with whatever department funds Obamacare. Because that's more popular than they think. About 15-20% of people who don't like it because it doesn't go far enough. That is, it's not single payer.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...this is like releasing one hostage at a time...out of the 14th story window of a skyscraper(sorry, I stole that one)

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...they could've at least sweetened the deal with funding for "Panda Cam"!!!

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Ikimizi's avatar

What would happen if these idiots actually got what they asked for? <a href="http:\/\/my.firedoglake.com\/spocko\/2013\/09\/27\/no-help-for-you-what-if-big-government-acted-like-the-right-wing-wants\/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://my.firedoglake.com/spocko/2013/09/27/no-he...">http://my.firedoglake.com/s...

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PubOption's avatar

But Boner has to be at least as much of a bastert as was Hastert.

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PubOption's avatar

Wayne LaPierre is fantasizing about becoming head of the International Rifle Association.

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