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chimpevil_redux's avatar

The Dems will increase their majority in the House and sweep the pig out of the WH, that's my prediction. But we need to win back the Senate. If there is a God, let it happen yo.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

It's like a Friedman Unit, only smaller.

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Delu's avatar

So they are all going to run away without cleaning up their shit which is Trump.

Sounds like something they would do indeed.

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Taking back the Senate won’t be enough. Even as minority leader, Moscow Mitch can do tons of damage. He needs to be unseated.

33% approval rating in his home state. It’s doable, even in Kentuckistan.

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chimpevil_redux's avatar

Agreed #MoscowBitch needs to be purged.

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cynmac sez Whar Boxes's avatar

Sorry. Visceral response.

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RogationDays's avatar

The MSM is not liberal. It is owned and run by Big Business whose only desire is to make money and give money to shareholders. They don’t give a fuck about poor people, people of color, women.

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Cripes's avatar

Um, that would seem to be muley's point. Of course, I assume that muley is not dumber than a sack of wet mice. OTOH, that would also seem to be your way of agreeing with muley. So I guess... disregard this transmission. Unless I gave either of you too much credit.

Maybe I didn't give either of you enough credit.

You see what this goddamn world is doing to me? There's a 3-way signpost up ahead that says "shit," "go blind," and then another thing I can't read because my glasses are smudged.

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Cripes's avatar

A post-modern take on the Versailles Hall of Mirrors. Hopefully with a similar outcome.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Remember when America sang the praises of a hero like Casey Jones? OK, he was a somewhat reckless hero, come to think of it, but at least he was trying to accomplish an important government service, namely mail delivery..

Today, we have somewhat more modest heroes in control. Men like Mitch McConnell, trying his damndest not to accomplish anything whilst at the same time, paving the way for a Russian takeover by stealth.

Let's all sing his praises, shall we?

♫ Moscow Mitch climbed in the cabinMoscow Mitch orders in his handMoscow Mitch screws the ConstitutionTaking a trip to the Putin Land.

Through South treason plots on a flyRain been a fallin' and the climate gone highEverybody knew by the moans 'n' sitchThat the man with the wattles was Moscow Mitch.

Moscow Mitch climbed in the cabinPutin's Bitch orders in his handMoscow Mitch, what the Hell is brakingTaking a trip to the Fascist Land.

Well Trump said Russia now don't you fretWe'll air-drop rakes, ain't a givin' up yetWe're three years into Southbound fraudsWe'll grope young girls with their pre-teen bods.

Moscow Mitch climbed in the cabinMoscow Mitch playing us for marks.Moscow Mitch servicing the KremlinSelling us out to the oligarchs. ♫

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Driving that train, Mitch smuggles cocaine...

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Doesn't mean they can't serve as prosecution witnesses.

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Aileen's avatar

Cool, now quit the Senate, Republicans.

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Ethereal Fairy Natalie's avatar

Oh good one!

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

Where's the blood? Did it get off on the third floor?

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DO SOMETHING! Linda's avatar

How'd you know her kid's middle name?

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