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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Isn't shutting down the government like, the thing that Republicans are getting elected for now? It's practically their duty looking in from the outside and some of them may personally consider it to be so as well.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Have we ever had a shut down when the democrats controlled the House?

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Hippo Heaven's avatar

Didn't Trump shut down the government right when Nancy Pelosi took over as House Speaker in 2019?

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Buz 13's avatar

Never. God Forbid. Imagine the field day the mainstream media would have with that scenario!

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Wondering Woman's avatar

It’s like these fools never learned anything about basic monetary transactions and spending: you don’t pay the electric bill, the power company turns off the juice. You don’t go to work, you don’t get paid, even if you’re doing a piss-poor job of pretending to work. Freedom, my a$$.

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Shutdown, Schmutdown.

These shutdowns all end the same way. The parks and non-essential services stop working, people can't get the help they need, and eventually the conservatives have to cave when polls find their favorability in the teens. Then the government employees get all their back pay for an unscheduled vacation, private contractors get screwed, and the Democrats take over both houses of Congress in the next election.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

No, actually after the Green Eggs and Ham shutdown the GOP cleaned up, because Americans have the memory of goldfish.

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Tessie's avatar

From your beak to God's ears.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

Kevin has been speaker for what, seven months now? It seems like so much longer than that.

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Wondering Woman's avatar

He’s been a boil on the House ass for longer than that

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Stuart's avatar

I saw on another message board that the House Goops are now threatening to shut down the government until Jack Smith drops all charges against their idol. True? I don't know; I haven't seen any further references.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

must. manufacture. crisis.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

>> These dingbats won’t let up about the so-called “woke” policies in the military, as if Biden personally overhauled the entire armed forces with “drag queen diversity” initiatives. <<

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Idiots don't even know that it's been tradition in their non-woke, super-manly military for ENTIRE CENTURIES that newer crew members are peer-pressured (if not forced) into doing drag the first time they cross the equator.

The new woke military is for no one ever being forced to do drag, not that the right would ever admit that.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

Oh lordy, drag is the least of it, according to my brother what served in the Navy dirty Vietnam. When Mrs C and I crossed some years later we had a much quieter celebration.

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Tessie's avatar

Lincoln called it 160 years ago: "Your purpose, then, plainly stated, is that you will destroy the Government, unless you be allowed to construe and enforce the Constitution as you please, on all points in dispute between you and us. You will rule or ruin in all events."

We should have cut off the snake's head then.

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Whale Chowder's avatar

I've wondered for a while if maybe Lincoln didn't make aistake.

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Tessie's avatar

"to avoid a costly, pointless government shutdown."

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Oh, bullshit.

Fuck these traitors and their blackmail. They pull this stunt every time someone looks at them cross-eyed.

Dark Brandon should just pull the trigger and say, "Fuck you; do your worst", but also freeze their salaries and benefits.

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Mark Linimon's avatar

The money they receive from the government is chicken feed compared to their "real" income.

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Owlftr13's avatar

How do these fucktards get through their day without tying their shoes together and falling down the Capitol steps.

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Tessie's avatar

"I discovered TWO ways to tie my shoes. One is only good for lying down." -- Stranger in a Strange Land

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Stephen St John's avatar

I will never feel sorry for McCarthy. He made his bed, now he has to lie in it.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

Well thank the gods that Kevin McCarthy shut down the House early this summer instead of them all trying to sensibly work out spending bills. It just makes the insane position of the House Fascist Conferences easier to accept instead of doing right by our country.

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el duderino's avatar

These folks have been complaining about woke policies in the military ever since Truman’s desegregation order

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Go ahead, I dare ya. As if millions don't hate Rs enough give us more fuel to the scorch the earth with.

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HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Maybe someday the military and law enforcement will wake the fuck up to the fact that Republicans DO NOT support them except as props in campaign ads.

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