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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Surprising, no women responded favorably to Republican leadership approaching them, giggling, to ask if they'd like to do some "House-work."

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

please avoid the c word, kthnxbai

/concerntroll

malsperanza's avatar

Trafficking = victims = children and rape survivors = women's issues = things that should be regulated to the max by small government.

Hardly Ideal's avatar

Word. The guy oozes charisma like a dish rag oozes charisma.

AKGrrl's avatar

How about Herman Cain in drag!

arrrghle's avatar

Unless you're British. And we WILL need to see your long form birth certificate.

kbbaldwin2's avatar

That one is going to take a hell of a lot of surgery.

Billy Rubin's avatar

Hmm.... *one* of the names you listed is in the House of Representatives, while the others are not. In a discussion of House committee positions, no, they really actually don't count.

Mark Breitinger's avatar

They should call ol' Mitt Romney. I hear tell he has BINDERS full of 'em.

ladycrim's avatar

You said it, Latrice!

Space Travel, Rock and Roll's avatar

I hear Sarah Palin is available - for a fee.

Tallmutha's avatar

I dunno, ladies are a "special interest" of mine.

Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

As long as the job doesn't involve more than 5-6 minutes of work per week, she's got an online TV kajigger to run!

Left Coast Tom's avatar

Have you seen Congress' schedule? I don't think House Republicans do more than 5-6 minutes of work per week anyway.

Bureaucrap's avatar

Ghost Maggie Thatcher is available. And probably will be the liveliest one on the committee.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

"heat ‘em up a Hungry Man"

Fluffers are the unsung heroines in Repubican life.