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Surprising, no women responded favorably to Republican leadership approaching them, giggling, to ask if they'd like to do some "House-work."

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please avoid the c word, kthnxbai

/concerntroll

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Trafficking = victims = children and rape survivors = women's issues = things that should be regulated to the max by small government.

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Word. The guy oozes charisma like a dish rag oozes charisma.

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How about Herman Cain in drag!

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Unless you're British. And we WILL need to see your long form birth certificate.

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That one is going to take a hell of a lot of surgery.

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Hmm.... *one* of the names you listed is in the House of Representatives, while the others are not. In a discussion of House committee positions, no, they really actually don't count.

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They should call ol' Mitt Romney. I hear tell he has BINDERS full of 'em.

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You said it, Latrice!

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I hear Sarah Palin is available - for a fee.

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I dunno, ladies are a "special interest" of mine.

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As long as the job doesn't involve more than 5-6 minutes of work per week, she's got an online TV kajigger to run!

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Have you seen Congress' schedule? I don't think House Republicans do more than 5-6 minutes of work per week anyway.

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Ghost Maggie Thatcher is available. And probably will be the liveliest one on the committee.

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"heat ‘em up a Hungry Man"

Fluffers are the unsung heroines in Repubican life.

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