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I can see the Repubs being concerned about Manhattan, but not Brooklyn.

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DORA

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or at least kick a gay puppy...

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$3 million is lot of money. I’ll do it for half that. My heart won’t be in it but still, think of the savings congress!

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considering the way House republicans fellate LaPierre every chance they get, you may be on to something...

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Good to see that the House Republicans have such a deep understanding of the separation of powers. They obstruct everything the executive branch wants to do (so long as that colored man is in charge), argue cases in the Supreme Court, and service the gun lobby reliably and honestly.

This is what Madison, Hamilton and the guys had in mind in when they wrote the Constitution. They over-counted populations in slave states to ensure that slaveholders would run the government, and threw in the Second Amendment to make sure they'd have guns at the ready to enforce it all.

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Wouldn't it be easier to post an armed guard at every altar?

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America is such a fragile place. Teh gheys are destroying it. Gun background checks are destroying it. The deficit is destroying it. Muslins are destroying it. You'd think we didn't power-through the Civil War and the Great Depression and the mullet haircut.

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...and of course, the Republican Party being the awesome patriots that they are; will stop at nothing to defend a unconstitutional law!

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Small government advocates must be so proud.

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Think of all the jobs this will create though!

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Would someone propose: Defense of Reason Act?

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