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i have a she-ra doll with a some sort of large plastic pink shell thingee that she rides in.

it's not only mitt romney who has valuable objects you see.

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Congratulations, but have a care. Once you reach 100P, like xp in D&D, your progress will slow to a crawl. What's worse is that others will seemingly pull away from you at lightning speed. You'll find yourself reloading each page just hoping there's a comment that you can piggy back onto and make that awesome, snark filled missive that will gain you buckets of sweet upfists. Every five minutes you'll reload the site in hopes that a new subject, one that you have some small bit of expertise, will pop up so that you can make a trenchant comment that can do nothing but lift you higher. You'll need a second screen for your computer so you can more quickly search Google for a link supporting your point, or to YouTube so you can find a funny video that you hope against hope will make someone laugh.

Soon, time will mean nothing. Your work will falter as you find the comments here to be much more amusing than anything you can see in your cubicle. Your boss will wonder why you seem to laugh at inappropriate times, or how is it that you are typing at a furious rate, yet producing very little. People will look at you strangely when, during staff meetings, you say things like, "you know who else predicted a strong quarter", or when someone asks you what kind of doughnut you would like, you reply, "all of them, Katie".

So, be careful or you may find your life changed in ways you didn't expect.

Or, so I've been told.

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"So... Goya® brand fava beans, I suppose, but which brand of a nice Chianti"

"But the male fetuses make the best FLT sandwiches."

"You need a robust flavour to bring out the tang of the tomato."

We are sick sick sick...but please do keep it up.

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Pro-tip: don't nuke your account in a fit of alcohol-fueled irritation.

So I've been told.

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So, Rmoney's spokesweasel says that Rmoney believes that President Obama is a natural born citizen, and implies that Rmoney doesn't agree with the birthers but simply respects their right to hold an opinion.

And then this rather theatrical bit of fluff happens just in time for a Don the Birther fundraiser.

The word is "disingenuous", right?

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Oh, I remember when they <i>said</i> that. Right until the day after Election Day 2010.

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Hey there's “zero statistical evidence” of massive voter fraud or creeping sharia law either. The mob wants what it wants.

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If you're against abortion, don't have one.

If you think human life is sacred, repeal the death penalty.

If you want to save lives, millions of children die of hunger and disease around the world. Start there.

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