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Queen Méabh's avatar

Congrats to Doctor Zoom for the last sentence in this article, which made me laugh out loud. As I have had a HORRIBLE day, dealing with incompetent professionals and officials all day long, and then my car broke down, I needed a good laugh. Thanks, Doc!

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

That sounds like a terrible day. So sorry about that.

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Bub the misanthropic zombie's avatar

Would be nice if so many cops didn't ACT like pigs.

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Jack's avatar

How about a "Wanted for War Crimes" poster with pix of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, et al to hang in the Congressional Post Office? That would be just facts, not conjecture.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Thanks. And a terrible ice storm is supposed to hit tomorrow, which may take out the power. Some days one should just stay in bed. Some WEEKS one should just stay in bed. In ancient times, everyone in the Northern Hemisphere was staying home or in bed at this time of the year, with nothing to do but try to stay alive and warm until Spring. They were smarter than us.

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WomanInThePersistence's avatar

I have nothing but (((hugs))). And the most sincere wish that the ice storm won't be that awful.

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Jennifer R's avatar

A few bad apples ruins the bushel.

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Jennifer R's avatar

You seem like you prefer stranger fruit.

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Mark Lungo's avatar

And after that, Zootopia is next. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... .

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

Yeeaahhhh knowing a few jokes is not proof of actually reading the articles.I stand by what I said. Regardless of how many times you clicked a page open.

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ez's avatar

Damn Fog Horns luring innocent Old Ones to their doom.

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ez's avatar

I believe this might be a French idiom, shut the fuck up and settle down in there or I'll give you what for...

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doktorzoom's avatar

Bye, troll.

-- Dok Zoom, Yr Friendly Neighborhood Comments Moderator

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