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God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

God made polio and smallpox. Satan eradicated them from the face of the Earth.

bobbert's avatar

And a working knowledge of everybody Dante was ever pissed off at.

bobbert's avatar

Schaumburg LIBEL!

No, wait ....

Nevermind.

The Quirk's avatar

There was a woman who was a prostitute, and there was Mary Magdelene; no evidence suggests they were the same person. If any of these people actually existed.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This is why NASA is building their new launch facilities in Vermont.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You wouldn't like it ... every hole is par infinity.

PubOption's avatar

"In hell it's ten minutes before the pubs open. In hell it's always ten minutes before the pubs open." - Peter Cook.

fuflans's avatar

well i don't know about that at all but i'm pretty sure most of hell looks like schaumburg.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

No, it just proves she was a fag hag. /blasphemy

God Emperor Emeritus's avatar

These people really need to fucking go live without science for awhile. See how much they really like subsistence agriculture (living under the constant threat of starving to death), having to walk everywhere and carry everything on your back, and having 10 out of your 13 kids die before the age of 10 due to a complete lack of medicine.

Then, and only then, can they come back and calmly explain to me how science is the work of the Devil.

Joshua Norton's avatar

It's just so much easier to just answer "God did it' to all the questions on your final exams than actually <i>learning</i> how the heart pumps blood. I wonder how much his monthly bill is for leeches and essence of urine.