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tegrat's avatar

They need to also push back on the "making us safer" bs, crime rates would go up if you exclude all immigrants (documented or not) from the stats

simpledinosaur's avatar

This is the kind of government people get when they are too ignorant or flat-out stupid to see what's right in front of them.

Sgt JMK's avatar

Seems like this feeling of nausea is going to be my constant companion over the next few years.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Seems Sir was unwilling to touch The Bible during his oath-taking. Speaker Johnson, please offer your analysis...

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

Whited Sepulchre Johnson continues to bravely show the world that he worships on god, and that god is Short Fingers.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Mike Johnson is a smarmy piece of shit who would wipe his ass with the Bible in Macy's window at high noon if Trump told him to, explaining all the while that it's what God wants.

RF_BK's avatar

Good thing there won't be any weather calamities in Louisiana any time soon....

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

It's snowing in New Orleans as we speak.

Stephen St John's avatar

Johnson is one slimy POS.

🍁 L Ron Pony's avatar

I assume the Sunday shows going forward will all be the "Praise Dumb Donald Hour."

paul's avatar

Never forget:

Biden left FOTUS before his policies take effect:

GDP in 3rd quarter of 2024 increased at a rate of 3.1%

Unemployment is 4.1%

December 2024- the economy added 256.000 nonfarm payroll jobs

Inflation is 2.9%

There are more metrics, but you get the point?

Let's see what FOTUS does after first saying that he caused those numbers that he inherited from Bidenomics.

Parakeetist's avatar

Our dumb local Representative, Mike Bilirakis, already took credit for some extra funding this area got from...

The Biden Administration.

Oy!'s avatar

Fucking Marco Rubio got 100% 'Yes' votes in the Senate.

Bernie? Liz Warren? And. the rest – WTF?

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

That gravy train is comfy.

Bernie has fought the good fight,

but Warren only grandstands to keep her window seat and is full of shit.

satch's avatar

,"And Trump made him a liar in short order, pardoning 1500 terrorists within hours of his inauguration. No, not just the “peaceful” “tourists” “taking a stroll.”

C'mon, Flounder, everyone knows it's not a lie if PAB says it. You just didn't appreciate the context.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

And, fellow Californians, time to start vehemently asking where is our Sen. Alex Who? Padilla in defending and protecting Calif? About time that we understand that he is just another lifer politician, doing it for the paycheck, whilst getting as little dirt on his hands as possible. We deserve better in the Fourth Reich tyranny.

Oy!'s avatar

The MAGA RETCON cometh . . .

Lumpy Tapioca's avatar

Resistance?

Remember what you would do, and and how you felt,

when they made toilet paper a scarcity?

Yeah, thought so.