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Tobias B. Santa's avatar

As soon as he said "I learned something" I thought of Kyle from South Park.

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majorwiblit's avatar

/././././

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Tobias B. Santa's avatar

Nope. No amount of alcohol would make this dock available for his ship in a storm.

But whatever works 4 you.

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wavicles's avatar

Because,... that's why.

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wavicles's avatar

Yeah, but... that was differrnt.

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doggiedaddy's avatar

Work work work,Scrub scrub scrubAnd a couple of la-de-da's https://afeatheradrift.file... Oh yeah...and FUCK THAT GUY

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The_C_a_t's avatar

I checked, and, I don't have enough snark left to comment on Paul Ryan pretending to care about poor people.

Sorry!

>^o.-^<

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eddi_TBH's avatar

Because Takers and Thugs are stealing their way of life. Big Government is oppressing their religion and forcing Political Correctness on them. Any thing but "I keep voting for the very people who are ruining my life."

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Yes.

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majorwiblit's avatar

\.\.\.\.

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YourNameHere's avatar

Food Stamps are a farm and corporate subsidy. It's like Republicans can't remember what their party did at any given moment.

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Latverian Diplomat's avatar

I have my ways. A good imagination helps.

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Shoto's avatar

These already squeaky-clean, photo-op pots and pans won't wash themselves.

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Montana Wildhack's avatar

It always amazes me that farmers forget that Food Stamps are as much about subsidizing them as they are about helping poor people eat.

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Montana Wildhack's avatar

Thank you. I have a feeling that's the best laugh I'm going to have all day.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Take back the Senate. Bernie OR Hillary for President. Do what you can toward fixing the House. VOTE. Register and VOTE!!

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