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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Fuck. Their caught stealing % is through the roof. They've only been nailed the one time. If I were Houston, I'd work on my slide step, whatever that is.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Tell it it is not as good as a football.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I believe you have won the thread. Well done!

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Ball Four is the greatest sport book of all time. I quote it to this day. And I got to meet Jim Bouton once and that was pretty cool.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I'm having a hard time processing the idea that anyone who's spent time riding horse would have the energy or co-ordination required for roller derby.

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ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I know he hit 378 or whatev in that Series, but he took the cash, man.

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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

Hey, how come nobody ever hacks our computers?

- Blue Jays management

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OctopiRage's avatar

These days? Implying there was a time it wasn't boring as fuck?

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SnarkON's avatar

It's Pix's fault, you know, for deleting all of the good ones.

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Lot_49's avatar

Adorable, vicious, true.

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Boojum's avatar

I'm back

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Boojum's avatar

Can we combine them and play that Aztec game, with the Duggars' heads?

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Schrodinger's Hooman's avatar

Doesn't work. I click on it and fall asleep before it can open.

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Lot_49's avatar

Or the Afghan polo game bushkazi, also played with human heads until fairly recently

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RogationDays's avatar

Well done!!!

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

"Advanced degree": specifically, he's going to get that Kindygarden GED he's wanted for so long.

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