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A final decision regarding your basic status as a human being awaits the outcome of the latest popularity poll. That's the kind of freedom our forefathers fought in a revolution to secure for us.

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Trucker bombs for all!

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Why are people being mean to BLT's? They got something against bacon?

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That looks weird.

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I hear that Texas is lousy with steers and queers. Why won't you visit? Are you afraid of catching a bad case of the Stupids?

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Why do debutantes hate orgies?Because their calenders are already full of balls.

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Caitlyn Jenner can suck my balls, if I had any. I hope she shows up at the GOP convention for a warm welcome and loving Christian acceptance.

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A trans woman once made a VERY hurtful remark about my shoes. Someone has to save us from pointed barbs, snarky comments, and fierce shade. I kid! The few Trans women I know are very nice.

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Speak for yourself! I gay MARRIED my dog last Sunday. She's a bitch, but she's my bitch!

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That's what I told some wingtard a few days ago. Once the Kochs finish milking America dry they'll just move to France, or some Bahamian enclave, or just build an island. The rest of us will left to deal with a bunch of angry paupers who are armed to the teeth.

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I remember that well. The Republicans seem to keep crazy Phyllis up in an attic somewhere. The old bat is still alive, but you don't hear too much about her anymore.

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Great, Evan, just great! You get all the sexy, half naked guys, and we get Duck Dynasty.

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I loved the toilet company Toto's ad. They were known for low flush toilets that did the job the first time, and left nothing behind. Their slogan was "Never look back."

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Rul Teyaxun homophobes won. :-(

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You can't even imagine it live...

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In a result that should have surprised no one, HERO failed. Hard - 62 / 38.

http://www.khou.com/story/n...

Analysts said Prop 1 was the main catalyst behind higher voter turnout, which was double the last three local elections.

As someone who would have voted for it, this former Houstonion is sad and angry. (Though, as someone who did vote against it, not as sad and angry as when Prop. 8 passed in Cali-god-damned-fornia, FFS.)

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