Two mornings ago, our husband flagged for us a silly story about some dumb Montana derp farmer trying to outlaw "simulated" nudity. He flagged this story for one reason only: WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THE TRUCKNUTZ??? "Haha, poor TruckNutz," said we, and threw it out to the hordes in the chatcave. Our executive editor, Kaili Joy Gray,
I have to point out that even teh Wonket has, very occasionally, done the "OMFG" thing before perhaps reading the entire source article. But, y'all do publish corrections, and sometimes even new headlines, which puts you miles ahead of most online outlets.
http://www.fancy-pants-fash...Cheers! Many thanks for takeing time to create these well-consideredthoughts... just love it!... and I'm looking forward to sharing your veryhelpful article... All the best!
Dear ammosexuals, not all gun owners have teensy, tiny peens- most of them are actually nice normal people with perfectly normal sized genitalia. The ones with the 1/10 scale bonzai boners are you clowns who can't shut the fuck up about your penis extensions and insist on doing stupid things like parading around fast food establishments with the biggest long gun you can find strapped to your back as you scare the shit out of everyone around you in your nonstop quest to validate your childish concept of "freedumb". If you weren't such annoying assholes and a danger to the community thanks to your stupid stunts we wouldn't have any reason to tease you about your miniature manhood. Millions of sportsmen, collectors and other gun enthusiasts manage to go through life without being pushy, obsessive jerks about guns- the day you idjits figure out how to do so too is the day we'll quit teasing you about your itty bitty dangly bits.
I have to point out that even teh Wonket has, very occasionally, done the "OMFG" thing before perhaps reading the entire source article. But, y'all do publish corrections, and sometimes even new headlines, which puts you miles ahead of most online outlets.
"A sand dollar? Thanks, but what about the sea snail?" *Points*
Fricking hysterical!
http://www.fancy-pants-fash...Cheers! Many thanks for takeing time to create these well-consideredthoughts... just love it!... and I'm looking forward to sharing your veryhelpful article... All the best!
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Google Duo for pc is has far more attractive features but the key factor is the speed which beats the rest of its clan.
Can we at least keep the "under" in underwear?
But, but...RAPID RESPONSE! HOT SCOOPS! Why do you forsake these things?
If a black woman wears beige yoga pants, does it still count as "simulated nudity"?
"Muff" + "yoga pants" I was going to dive in here with a joke or something, but I think I'll abstain.
Wonkette, bastion of journalistic integrity, plus buttsechs.
IK,R? Sometimes I think the headlines are written by a computer the day before the story is even posted.
Dear ammosexuals, not all gun owners have teensy, tiny peens- most of them are actually nice normal people with perfectly normal sized genitalia. The ones with the 1/10 scale bonzai boners are you clowns who can't shut the fuck up about your penis extensions and insist on doing stupid things like parading around fast food establishments with the biggest long gun you can find strapped to your back as you scare the shit out of everyone around you in your nonstop quest to validate your childish concept of "freedumb". If you weren't such annoying assholes and a danger to the community thanks to your stupid stunts we wouldn't have any reason to tease you about your miniature manhood. Millions of sportsmen, collectors and other gun enthusiasts manage to go through life without being pushy, obsessive jerks about guns- the day you idjits figure out how to do so too is the day we'll quit teasing you about your itty bitty dangly bits.
You missed the 'scandal' about the see-through Lululemon yoga pants?
That depends, is she also wearing "flesh tone" band aids on her nipples?
Pictured: muff, Godiva.