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Hey - she hasn't been hanging on to the perfect widow's wardrobe for years to divorce him!

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media ads are within the standard deviation of a strongly worded letter, in that they are both completely useless against authoritarians and tyrants who have proven they have zero shame.

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But they energize people against this wannabe tyrant.

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Who is Ali Davis? Is there a new writer at the Wonkette, or is this just a guest writer?

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Regarding the photo, is Melania the una bomber?

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A million upvotes for the use of "smegma"!

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I always knew he was a quitter.

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NEVER FORGET - She is the only First Lady in the entire history of the United States of America for which there exist readily-available pictures of every single body part she has. And she willingly let photographers take those pictures in exchange for money.

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just like in court "I do not recall that"

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Guest I believe - she has written here before - actually an incredible one after the election

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Great job Ali Davis. I haven't seen your name here before. Welcome!

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This.

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Good Catholic boy.

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I don't care who she is, i find that scene heartbreaking.

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Has she said so? She seems like a pretty together woman.

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Disgust is too mild a word.But that "I'm late for lunch," thing.Maybe it's how much the demented insanity of the entire Trump presidency resembles fiction and ought to be fiction, but I keep being reminded of scenes from novels or films as this grisly farce continues.Adam Hall's sixties novel THE QUILLER MEMORANDUM (later retitled THE BERLIN MEMORANDUM) has a flashback scene in which Quiller, an undercover agent during the war, trying to rescue victims of the Final Solution, sees a notorious SS officer named Zossen supervising a large group of people being machine-gunned. One confronts him and asks if they can say the Jewish prayer for the dead before they die. The officer doesn't curse him or knock him down; he's a gentleman, not a thug. He merely looks at his watch and replies, "There is no time. I have a luncheon engagement."Portman and Enzi, take your places at the table with Heinrich Zossen.

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