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Incoming Ham's avatar

Mens: cam you stop being oppressed for long enough to take out the garbage?

Lefty Mark's avatar

I knew a guy named Stacey, and a woman named Phil.

Edit: Oh, and a guy named Jan and a woman named Mike.

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Jean and Gene. Each one can be male or female.

Cary. Carey. Kerry. Kerrie. Kari.

Corey.

Carol and Carroll.

Bobby and Bobbi.

Charlie and Charley. Either spelling can be M or F.

I have also known both women and men who were named Fran. Also, Don.

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Valerie and Valery. (Both called by the more familiar Val.)

Sandy and Sandy.

Willy and Willi.

Randy and Randi (or Randee).

Ronnie.

Steph. (Or Stef.)

Andy and Andie.

Bert.

Smitty.

Wally.

Lefty Mark's avatar

And a Boy Named Zhou.

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Mel (-vin) and Mel (-lissa)

Sam (-uel) and Sam (-antha)

Edie and Idi.

Allie and Ali.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Men are like totally oppressed and stuff. Like how come we had New Year's Eve, but no New Year's Adam?

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Note to Ms. Earhardt - work on the smile. More sweet, less psychotic killer.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

"delete any account that has a womans [sic] name on it."

Times is hard for the likes of Dana, Sean, Shawn, Taylor, and Lindsey in this world.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Just how much of a pathetic dweeb do you have to be to feel threatened and persecuted by women folk? Seriously guys, if you weren't busy being afraid of being picked on by those scary ladies, you'd just find another excuse to cower under your bed and play the victim. Face it, you MRAs are just a bunch of wimps- women aren't the problem here at all- you are.

marxalot's avatar

Get her all relaxed for the coming acrimony.

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Not to mention Leigh, Sidney, Leslie, and Ashleigh.

marxalot's avatar

I mean, sure, at 16 <i>everyone</i> either feels like a total spaz and fears talking to pretty people or is some kind of overconfident proto-sociopath, but as you grow up you're supposed to leave the sweaty onion-scented fear behind with the mood swings and the other unpleasantness of adolescence. These dudes are, frankly, forever 15, and expecting maturity or introspection out of them is, therefore, unrealistic.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

they're terrified of Katie

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

None of that fancy schmancy Old Spice or Aqua Velva